Dickhead McKlunkey

-- Morty - They/It - 18+ only - art @mortemcatabasis

[moodycarcass]

I do not post art here regularly this is a personal blog follow my art only acct @mortemcatabasis instead ok thank you.

[moodycarcass]

Landlord is deciding to do their quarterly inspection the same day of the state inspection starting at 9am so if we get picked they will be entering our apartment to snoop through our shit twice in 1 day eternal spirit of chairman mao ze dong for the love of God PLEASE

[bubbykat]

Valentine

[zemfruit]

so fuzzy ?!?!?

[enameledcoppergirl]

Increase your egg laying capabilities

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[stimman3000]

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[julieterbang]

nosenekoshiro_

[weepingwidar]

Theodor Severin Kittelsen (Norwegian, 1857-1914) - The Princess Grooms the Troll (1900)

[moodycarcass]

Thought the gash on my finger would be clotted by now but I think having a nonstick gauze pad slathered in Neosporin shifting around against it while I slept just made it keep bleeding instead fuckkk my liiifffeeeeee

[2mo3cm-man]

[trangoldin]

by popular demand, non-animal edition

are you a

slimegirl

dollgirl

robotgirl

angelgirl

demongirl

ghostgirl

plantgirl

plushiegirl

pooltoygirl

Voting ended onJul 27

If you aren't a girl its irrelevant, you should still answer

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[moodycarcass]

Stressing the fuck out about this inspection in 3 days and ended up slicing a over 1 inch gash into the side of my thumb after slipping with a utility knife. Fuck my goddamn baka life dawg

[nyomblr]

[pyrrhuria]

if making an art fight attack was possible the consequences would be earth-shattering