Experienced Waterboy

28 | Any pronouns | Yap with me about stuff *pfp from picrew*

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

why are you a cunt

to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[willgrahamscock]

I spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

what?

[fa660t]

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

[lustcannibalism]

oh ok thanks

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[charseraph]

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[queen-suzu]

@staff just know this isn’t going to be enough.

stop banning trans women for nothing

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[agentjackdaniels]

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

[kosmogrl]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]