Cosmic Funnies
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Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
dirt enthusiast
shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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JVL
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@maseratisniper
i guess you could say i’m into older men
MUCH OLDER
EXTREMELY ANCIENT
#the tf fandom didn’t just hijack this post#it stuck a flag in it and claimed it for colonization by Cybertron
The takeover was very smooth.
i’m just going to reblog this again for reasons
Incredible.
Colorist in urgent need of work
So I’m trying to raise money to pay the bills, and build up savings so I can eventually move out of the place I’m living in currently. If you know of artists or comics in need of a colorist, please let me know. I’m available pretty much every day and I’m easily reached here or on DeviantArt.
My going rate is $10 for flats on comic strips, $15 for basic colors (flats, shading, and highlights) on a strip, $20 for additional effects on a strip; $25 for full page flats, $30 for basic colors (flats, shading, and highlights), $35 for additional effects. Rates are subject to change due to complication of the line art.
Some examples of my coloring can be found here.
I prefer PayPal and will provide the email address on request.
>> "Hello! You have reached Blackcomb. Who is this?" >>
::Desinex.::
>> “Nice to meet you.” >>
::…:: A quiet snort, dripping amusement and smugness. ::You just keep thinking that, then.::
>> A resounding ‘meh’ coming from Blackcomb’s end, “Are you an Autobot or Decepticon may I ask?” >>
::Decepticon. For now.::
>> “Decepticon huh? Too bad you are talking with an Autobot.” Blackcomb said, with a cocky tone to it. >>
::Too bad for you, if we ever meet, mech.::
((Mun is going to bed, drafts are in progress, but I am tired as hell.))
Reblog if you roleplay BOTH seriously and, well... not seriously at all.
Send me ‘Kiss’ and my muse will kiss yours somewhere according to their feelings for your muse!
Touching Meme: Kiss Addition!
Kiss on the forehead: Parental/Familial love
Kiss on the eyelids: You make me sad/Upset
Kiss on the nose: You make me happy
Kiss on the cheek: Platonic love/Friendship/Attraction
Kiss on the lips: Romantic love/Attraction
Kiss on the neck: I want you/You are mine
Kiss over the heart: I am connected to you
Kiss over the wrist: I think you are beautiful/I find you attractive
Kiss over the back of the hand: Respect/Admiration/Reverence
Kiss on the palm of the hand: I am yours/I know you have me
Kiss on the knuckles: Protectiveness
Kiss on the fingertips: I care about you
Kiss on the nails: I want to hurt you/You've hurt me
Kiss on the stomach: Sexual attraction/Desire
Kiss on the knees: I want to support you
Kiss on the feet: Fealty/Loyalty/Servitude/Submission
Almost kiss: Interest/Curiosity
No kiss: Indifference/I don’t know you
Bite: Dislike/Hate/Resentment/Enmity
this is basically black shadow and smokey
"Damn it, Desinex"
“Aww, is someone a sore loser, Autobot?” Desinex replies with a smirk.
Jazz optics narrowed behind his visor, a frown marring his handsome features. “Say what now?” He asked, taking a step towards the mech. “You know frag well not to mess with meh Desinex” he replied, baring his dentae in warning
“You heard me. Just because you took the high ground away from me doesn’t mean you gained an advantage.Though, I have to wonder if you have a deathwish, to take that route away from me.” Desinex replied, shifting her stance slightly. If Jazz tried to take her down on the ground, he’d be in for a very unpleasant surprise.
Jazz revved his engine in warning. “Now listen her lil lady. How the frag was ah supposed to know that was gonna happen. Do ya honestly think ah meant for this to happen to us. Quite the contrary sweetspark, if I had my way” he stopped short, gritting his dentae, trying to calm his temper and heat coding down. For he wants nothing more than to have her pinned beneath him, submitting to him. He growled low in his chassis, shaking his helm to clear his processor, he turned his back to her and away from her enticing curvy frame and scent, frame trembling as he held himself back with a barely there leash. “Ya know what..forget it” he bit out in a snarl.
“You’d what?” Desinex replied, smirk growing all the while. She could almost hear the frustration that she presumed was due to the situation. “Face it. Even if your teammates came to your aid, the fight would be going to me. And I have no intention of losing. Especially not to an Autobot.” With that, the sniper-slash-brawler dropped into a low, crouching stance.
Jazz whirled around, visor glowing brightly in aggressive dominance and due to his heat cycle. His engine positively roared in anger. “You have know idea as to what your getting your aft into Femme..I could destroy you” he replied, his voice calm, deathly calmly, as his SpecOps coding activated and coincided with his heat coding. “I could tear you apart, and know one would know it was me. You should back off femme, while you still can, cause I can promise you. That you will be getting more than just a fight on those pretty little servos of yours.” He replied in a rumbling seductive purr.
Desinex cocked her head slightly, almost as though she was listening for something. Some cue or signal. “Well, then. Let’s dance.” with that, Desinex lunged at where she was almost certain Jazz was, claws extended.
Jazz’s frame stilled, as the femme lunged at him. He side stepped, taking hold of the femme by her shoulder, and spun to face the wall, slamming her frame against it as he pinned her there. “I warned you Desinex” he growled out into her audial.
Desinex growled as she was pinned, struggling against Jazz’s grip. The way he had pinned her meant she couldn’t get her arms underneath her, and made her other option of getting her legs up difficult at best. If she could get her feet up against the wall, then she could push off on it and use the momentum to gain the upper hand. “Get dented!”
Jazz purred in her audial, letting out a puff of hot air from his vents, he leaned his helm down and bit her audial. “The only one who’s gonna get dents is you Desinex.” Her growled out, firmly planting a leg between her thighs. His conscious fighting him, telling him not to do what he think he’s about to do, telling him to instead call for back up, which he did so immediately::Jazz here, Ah need some help. My ‘coding’ has been activated and I really need some one to put me in my place right bout now..before ah do somethin ah’m seriously gonna regret…Just bring Optimus…an Ironhide…an Ratchet too….Now!!!:: he sent out urgently.
Desinex snarled insults and threats, squirming and trying to free herself. Then came the bite to her audial and the leg between her thighs. The sniper gasped, stilling lest she end up with an embarrassing injury to her audial. It was one thing to have damage to it from combat, but to have an obvious bite mark was another thing entirely.
To the Anons (A PSA)
Look, I know y’all enjoy gossiping and spreading the word about things, but that’s technically causing meta-gaming situations and sharing information that a mun might not want to be shared, or would like to share in OOC and private to people of their choosing. So knock it off. It’s not cool, and it may end up wrecking plots between muns.
>> "Hello! You have reached Blackcomb. Who is this?" >>
::Desinex.::
>> “Nice to meet you.” >>
::…:: A quiet snort, dripping amusement and smugness. ::You just keep thinking that, then.::
>> A resounding ‘meh’ coming from Blackcomb’s end, “Are you an Autobot or Decepticon may I ask?” >>
::Decepticon. For now.::
>> "Hello! You have reached Blackcomb. Who is this?" >>
::Desinex.::
>> “Nice to meet you.” >>
::...:: A quiet snort, dripping amusement and smugness. ::You just keep thinking that, then.::
Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!
Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?
crack ((not even remotely canon))
She sees that you got a box of treats, Ultra Magnus. Be glad the anon was trying to play nice.
>> "Hello! You have reached Blackcomb. Who is this?" >>
::Desinex.::
"Damn it, Desinex"
“Aww, is someone a sore loser, Autobot?” Desinex replies with a smirk.
Jazz optics narrowed behind his visor, a frown marring his handsome features. “Say what now?” He asked, taking a step towards the mech. “You know frag well not to mess with meh Desinex” he replied, baring his dentae in warning
“You heard me. Just because you took the high ground away from me doesn’t mean you gained an advantage.Though, I have to wonder if you have a deathwish, to take that route away from me.” Desinex replied, shifting her stance slightly. If Jazz tried to take her down on the ground, he’d be in for a very unpleasant surprise.
Jazz revved his engine in warning. “Now listen her lil lady. How the frag was ah supposed to know that was gonna happen. Do ya honestly think ah meant for this to happen to us. Quite the contrary sweetspark, if I had my way” he stopped short, gritting his dentae, trying to calm his temper and heat coding down. For he wants nothing more than to have her pinned beneath him, submitting to him. He growled low in his chassis, shaking his helm to clear his processor, he turned his back to her and away from her enticing curvy frame and scent, frame trembling as he held himself back with a barely there leash. “Ya know what..forget it” he bit out in a snarl.
“You’d what?” Desinex replied, smirk growing all the while. She could almost hear the frustration that she presumed was due to the situation. “Face it. Even if your teammates came to your aid, the fight would be going to me. And I have no intention of losing. Especially not to an Autobot.” With that, the sniper-slash-brawler dropped into a low, crouching stance.
Jazz whirled around, visor glowing brightly in aggressive dominance and due to his heat cycle. His engine positively roared in anger. “You have know idea as to what your getting your aft into Femme..I could destroy you” he replied, his voice calm, deathly calmly, as his SpecOps coding activated and coincided with his heat coding. “I could tear you apart, and know one would know it was me. You should back off femme, while you still can, cause I can promise you. That you will be getting more than just a fight on those pretty little servos of yours.” He replied in a rumbling seductive purr.
Desinex cocked her head slightly, almost as though she was listening for something. Some cue or signal. “Well, then. Let’s dance.” with that, Desinex lunged at where she was almost certain Jazz was, claws extended.
Jazz’s frame stilled, as the femme lunged at him. He side stepped, taking hold of the femme by her shoulder, and spun to face the wall, slamming her frame against it as he pinned her there. “I warned you Desinex” he growled out into her audial.
Desinex growled as she was pinned, struggling against Jazz’s grip. The way he had pinned her meant she couldn’t get her arms underneath her, and made her other option of getting her legs up difficult at best. If she could get her feet up against the wall, then she could push off on it and use the momentum to gain the upper hand. “Get dented!”
for a second i thought this post was about transformers and got really terrified
