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hottestroadkill

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

pereczke

Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.

pereczke

In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!

My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)

lustcannibalism

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

mercurialmilk

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

saint-ambrosef

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

saint-ambrosef

i see we are all angry about this

persianmom-deactivated20260602

people telling chatgpt their problems is insane to me like girl just get a tumblr….

hummingbirdsaltimolockia

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

apocryphics

yeah

persianmom-deactivated20260602

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

persianmom-deactivated20260602

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own

thisfeebleheart

The book has the parental discussion with Ilya and Shane in a lounge room, on sofas - shifting this to the dining table really highlights the framing intention during the last Hollander family meal - the sad empty space where Shane's partner should be [...] "Are we expecting anyone else?" Yeah, he finally arrived.

thebooknerdian

As a lesbian, i love enaging with mlm the way i love watching men at the Olympics: the complete safety of knowing I won't be expected to participate, but the audacity to think i know better than the judges

twinkhole-destroyer

my diva moment will have casualties

twinkhole-destroyer

charl0ttan

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

little-grey-dowitcher

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show

little-grey-dowitcher

“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.

“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.

“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.

“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.

“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.

little-grey-dowitcher

A lot of people were also never told “no” as children and the consequences of that manifest in similar ways. Learn to be ok with being told “no.” You’re not gonna die if you don’t get your way in every single situation ever.