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fycarriefisher

“People used to call her ‘Debbie Reynolds’ daughter’, now they call me ‘Princess Leia’s mother!’” – Debbie Reynolds

divinopotent

Halloweentown, 1998

thatsthat24

RIP Debbie Reynolds, you talented woman. 💜

scienceshenanigans

boomstab-papa

“I’M PARTICULARLY GOOD AT PRECIPITATING”

manwiththesquidhat

I’m sitting on the toilet.

mori--calliope

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

axiswolf

i would die happy if one of them sang about money

eight-times-nine

“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”