Mashed Taters & Gravy

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[64mpg]

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

[earhartsease]

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[vendetta06]

peak female form is when a woman is covered in someone else’s blood

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i

[i-count-words-in-posts]

14

[greelin]

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[narutwitter]

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[putridtooth]

okay. thanks

[thundergrace]

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

[thundergrace]

Hannah's character: "she's the most important thing in the world to me" 😏

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Voting ended onJun 9

[billy-crudup]

Everything we tried to contain is now loose in the streets of Manhattan. This was caused by a new type of hostile resonance. It’s beyond anything that we can currently measure. Our reality is bent to follow an anomalous pattern, warping time… Gravity. Light. Even the way we think. It’s all quite terrifying… And fascinating. CONTROL RESONANT (2026) dev. Remedy Entertainment

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[redactedshapes]

don't you fucking do this to me

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[tcustodisart]

She's touched but won't miss the opportunity to make a snarky comment