Mashed Taters & Gravy

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[blackpyrefly]

kity

[mite75]

[starsunseparated]

something something “I ruin everything I touch” and “Touch me, I’m already ruined.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

Is it the freedom

[rusholme]

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[animentality]

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[dogpuppy]

[wearepaladin]

Sometimes you come across villains who rip of the paladin motif so well that you need to  make a note that you’re smiting them because they’re evil and not because you want to loot their gear.

Lord Nicholas, design created by Emmanuel Lecouturier,  Damien Papet

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyberdogbutch]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[hestias-mother]

@twentytoadstwerkinginatrenchcoat

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[kadens-a-bee]

When the pairing is so good that it doesn’t matter if you see it as romantic or platonic. What matters is that you see them and know that one is not complete without the other. Frequently bought together. Do not separate. If you separate them one of them will bite you

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106

[localgoblinlad]

a little guide circa the 15th century

edit: for those who are curious here is the museum page for this suit of armor with more info and photos sorry it is in german (I cant read it either bc alas I only really speak american)

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[penandinkprincess]

a long ass day at work leaving you too drained to do fun things should be illegal, actually

it's not enough to consume the majority of my waking hours?? you must steal my brain energy as well???

right to jail

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[brightlotusmoon]

[balzog]

[ferindencadash]

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[gunpowdercarousel]

New type of woman just dropped

[mashedtatersandgravy]

@hellagayspacenerd7106