Blink And You’ll Miss Me

I should’ve vandalized so many more corporate conglomerates had I known I’d end up here eventually. No, I’m not the Entity. That joke is older than she is, and just as annoying.

[mashtyx-punk]

Yo

So uh

Sable convinced me to finally get my presence known on here

I’m not usually a big social media person because I think it’s fucking stupid and fake

But Sable said funny shit happens here and I’m so fucking bored and there’s only so many times you can spray paint the water tower before hearing Trapper yell at you about it gets old. Sorry not sorry old man

Also I miss getting to see memes and shit and I like keeping up with the real world even though I can’t do shit fuck of anything to make an impact anymore

Uhhhh fuck ai fuck nazis eat ass smoke grass punch fascts (fascists) (I can’t rhyme for shit clearly)

OOC: hi I’m the mod behind a fuckton of dbd blogs on here. You probably know me from my sable, pig, ghostface, or even hunk blogs.

Irl I’m a Nea and Leon main and I’m very soon about to p100 her so as a reward to myself I’m making the long overdue blog for her because I love my little punk gremlin girl lmao

Nea isn’t a jerk but she’s hella blunt and very vocal about the shit she fights for, don’t take anything she says personally. She’s bored, someone talk to her </3

[mashtyx-punk]

Ok so I haven’t been back on earth/home since like 2016

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AI TAKES OVER AND PUTS ARTISTS OUT OF JOBS????? AND IT POLLUTES TOO????

FIRST WE KILL HARAMBE AND NOW THIS?!

[stabbymcstabber]

Bashing my skull into a wall until I'm paste.

If we ever get out, we can revolt and kill the fuckers that decided that shit

Really really painfully and slowly

[mashtyx-punk]

I dunno if I agree with the murder part but VIVA LA REVOLUTION

[mashtyx-punk]

Look up “satyress robot” - 🥥

Yo news flash buddy Google doesn’t exist here and the last time I said “hey Alexa” to the singularity he laser beamed my face off

[mashtyx-punk]

Ok so I haven’t been back on earth/home since like 2016

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AI TAKES OVER AND PUTS ARTISTS OUT OF JOBS????? AND IT POLLUTES TOO????

FIRST WE KILL HARAMBE AND NOW THIS?!

[spiritus-mortis]

STOP. USING. YOUR. SHADOWS. TO. FIND. MY. HIDING. SPOTS. IN. TRIALS.

THAT’S CHEATING.

But considering you’re like, what, a boomer? I’m not surprised. People from your generation are used to getting shit handed to them for free.

- 🛹 🫟

( @mashtyx-punk )

<[ I’m merely using what I was blessed with, prey. If you were in my place, you’d undoubtedly do the same.]>

<[Also, jealousy looks good on you, sweetheart, keep that attitude up and I’m sure your flavors will be off the charts the next time I devour you.]>

[mashtyx-punk]

Me? Jealous of you? In your dreams you psycho geriatric fuck

Cannibalism is so last week, get a better hobby already

[spiritus-mortis]

<[Cannibalism has existed since the dawn of humanity. It still continues even through to your time.]>

<[If anyone needs to get a better hobby, it’s you. You’re just as bad as the Legion when it comes to vandalism, and you think no consequences will follow? I despise arrogant survivors such as yourself, and I’ll relish in watching that attitude die with you.]>

[mashtyx-punk]

Telling an artist to stop doing art is not a good look for you buddy.

I’m not stupid, I’m aware of consequences, it’s why I do what I do. If I don’t get pushback it means the things I do are things people don’t actually care about. Consequences mean nothing to someone who’s already prepared to lose everything in the pursuit of justice.

Be as despiteful as you want, it won’t change the fact you’re still a loser killer and I’m a badass with green hair who’s good at escaping you loser killers.

[la-entite]

“I hope everyone has been enjoying the Black Banque. I know I have.”

[mashtyx-punk]

Idc what everyone else is complaining about, going invisible was fucking nuts and I miss it

Sure eating it made me feel like I needed to throw my guts up and I’m pretty sure a side effect is that I’m gonna have this tinnitus ringing in my ears forever now but dude holy shit it’s invisibility!!! Where was this shit when I was running from cops!!!!!

[therosevilleslasher]

For someone from the 90s I’m disappointed in your lack of skateboarding experience

- 🛹 🫟

( @mashtyx-punk )

I was too busy stabbing people, planning to stab people, or being Clark Kent to really skateboard...

[mashtyx-punk]

Not an excuse!!!!! Get with the program!!!!!!

[spiritus-mortis]

STOP. USING. YOUR. SHADOWS. TO. FIND. MY. HIDING. SPOTS. IN. TRIALS.

THAT’S CHEATING.

But considering you’re like, what, a boomer? I’m not surprised. People from your generation are used to getting shit handed to them for free.

- 🛹 🫟

( @mashtyx-punk )

<[ I’m merely using what I was blessed with, prey. If you were in my place, you’d undoubtedly do the same.]>

<[Also, jealousy looks good on you, sweetheart, keep that attitude up and I’m sure your flavors will be off the charts the next time I devour you.]>

[mashtyx-punk]

Me? Jealous of you? In your dreams you psycho geriatric fuck

Cannibalism is so last week, get a better hobby already

[macmillanminer]

I spray painted the water tower again you’re welcome

good luck catching me

byeeeeee

- 🛹 🫟

( @mashtyx-punk )

He sighed. Deeply.

"Will you ever get tired of this nitwittery? Good Lord."

[mashtyx-punk]

Nope :)

[mashtyx-punk]

If you bring beer with you then maybe I won't stab you when you piss me off and we can chill. Just fyi

- F.M.♦️ (@stabbymcstabber)

Uhhhhhh does it matter if it’s potentially several centuries expired cause all I’ve got is some stuff I stole from that western saloon looking place

Cause like

I’ll bring it. But I can’t guarantee it’s the good shit

[stabbymcstabber]

Hey so

I noticed the mural in your uh. Hideout is fading. Sure looks like you need someone good with graffiti to touch it up… and I know Jeff is too much of a pussy to do it even if you paid him again

Murder aside I can respect someone who fucking hates the system as much as I do

- 🛹 🫟

( @mashtyx-punk )

Oh, uh, yeah sure.

I don't like you for shit, but you do seem pretty cool... more than the bootlickers out there, anyway. So... sure, come on over, I'll make sure the others don't attack you for a bit, eh?

But don't overstay your welcome, because I will, bitch.

[mashtyx-punk]

That’s assuming you’ll even catch me, douchebag. I don’t think the world needs reminding of how easy you guys are to lose in chase…

But I digress. I’m civil enough to not paint a dick on your walls. As soon as I find where I put my snow boots I’m fuckin booking it for your place