spider-who?

sweetie, there's a lot about me that you don't know independent spider-verse oc

[maskcd]

TAYLOR’S ON MY DASH AGAIN I GET TO READ HER SHIT AGAIN THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN’ DAY

[traumeriinarchive]

@maskcd liked this for a starter.

   ❝Oh Dahlia…❞ Rosemary clicked her tongue upon seeing her baby’s pacifier pop right out of her mouth. Before she could catch it the object hit the floor. It appeared as if someone was going to pick it up but before they could she interrupted. ❝You might not want to touch that.❞

[maskcd]

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                                ❛Oh, uh ----❜             she paused, standing back up and starting to wipe her hand on her pants.                                ❛I’m Heather. --- is she yours?❜

[gwenuinelyarchive]

       “I’m not going to say ‘I told you so’–but–”

[maskcd]

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                                ❛ALRIGHT, alright. You win this round of ‘pick up lines                                  that won’t work’. But I’m telling you, one of these days,                                  I’m definitely gonna get a guy this way.❜

[maskcd]

I’m reviving this blog! After it’s long & very dead hiatus, I’m planning on bringing Heather back and will be reworking her character. Feel free to like this for a starter, but it might not be up until the weekend!

[softmikus]

Do you ever follow someone and they follow you and you really wanna be friends with them but you feel like you’re bothering them everytime you try to interact with them but they’re just so cool and you’re just like

[dionysosthursos-blog]

Send me "I want to spend Christmas with you" for my muses reaction

[maskcd]

💍 Wedding/Marriage Starters 💍

"Will you be my maid of honour/best man?"

"I'm getting married!"

"He/She left me at the alter..."

"Wait, you're getting married?!"

"_____, will you marry me?"

"Did we get married last night..?"

"Why are you in a wedding dress?"

"What's with the tux?"

"I can't marry you."

"Are you proposing to me?"

"Why do you have this ring?"

"Marriage is overrated, anyway."

"Till death do us part."

"Who's the lucky lady/guy?"

"You can't get married!"

"Speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I heard about the divorce..."

"You can't spend the rest of your life with someone you don't love."

"What do you mean you lost the ring?!"

"I left him/her at the alter."

[maskcd]

do you ever feel like the people you look up to don't like you 'cause i do

[tigcrlady]

au where two people are connected and if one gets hurt or touched the other feels it, though. ( inspired by x tbh. )

[maskcd]

s, v, q

a-z meme

superhero movies, vacation, & quiet evenings

[maskcd]

❛ I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. ❜

christmas movie meme

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                                 ❛just think on the brightside. at this rate,                                     christmas will be good & over soon.                                     too bad you're turning into such a grinch.❜

[maskcd]

update !!!

henceforward i'll be using candice accola as my main faceclaim, with both emma stone & ashley benson as the alternates. thanks to the anon for the suggestions!

[huntalityarchive-blog]

christmas movies sentence memes

❛ Only one thing in the world could’ve dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. ❜

❛ Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That’s dumb! ❜

❛ I’ll bet you’ll never guess what I got you for Christmas. ❜

❛ I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten. ❜

❛ You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. ❜

❛ Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol. ❜

❛ I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up… —- so do you wanna eat food? ❜

❛ Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here? ❜

❛ SON of a NUTcracker! ❜

❛ It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture. ❜

❛ I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands. ❜

❛ Who sent this Christmas Gram? ❜

❛ Well, it’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm. ❜

❛ Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. ❜

❛ I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa’s sleigh on its way in from New York City. ❜

❛ I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas and we’re all in misery. ❜

❛ Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? ❜

❛ Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. ❜

❛ I don’t want to spend the Holidays dead! ❜

❛ Keep the change, ya filthy animal. ❜

❛ Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen. ❜

❛ We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women… ❜

❛ Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.  ❜

❛ Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.  ❜

❛ Put that cookie down. NOW! ❜

❛ I’m gonna deck your halls, bub! ❜

❛ I realized that Christmas is… is the time to be with the people you love. ❜

[necrovoyant-blog]

                                                      ❛if you had your gun                                               would you shoot it at the sky, why?                                                        to see where it would fall,                                                       will you come down at all?❜

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[tru2002]

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

[stormyveins]

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

[queenxregina-blog]

send me ‘♚’ and I’ll generate a number between 1 - 50 using this number generator. contains a mixture of quotes, lyrics and random sentences. warning: some nsfw.

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[maskcd]

hi so if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd love for you to give me alternate ( & possibly new main fc! ) choices for heather.