Маслиныч

Mels/Rod/Willy • any pronouns • 20s • just a random idiot @epicmaslinych.bsky.social on bluesky

[charl0ttan]

did you hear they finally announced the 2025 DNI Basic Criteria. bad news for fans of insane clown posse im afraid.

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

mom im scared everyones beung really funny on my post

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[empurressnepetaiii]

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

[ooppo]

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[mchi22]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[neilcicierega]

I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.

having sex with iTunes

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[catchymemes]

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[enki2]

[screechingcollectivechorus]

Excited for the traffic jams this will cause. I hope at least one casino gets shut down due to a (nonlethal) slot machine crowd crush incident

[that-lego-frog]

banger post ngl

[hood-ex]