mason

[grimeclown]

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

[whitepeopletwitter]

[killerqueenbi]

Hey full offense but how many words are we going to invent before y’all realize that it’s Just bisexuality

[922703]

My look is attractively ambiguous. Am I cute? Am I ugly? You don’t know . You need a second opinion .

[fyeahspiderman]

#he’s doing his best bonus:

[doujinshi]

[thatgirlneedsaxanax]

why must the cute ones (me) suffer

[sneakyfeets]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

me: mental health isnt a joke

also me 1000 times a day: im gonna fucking shoot myself straight in the fucking eyeball

[porrimmaryam]

getting a surgery to remove my shame and embarrassment glands. gonna be GREAT for me, awful for everyone else.

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[bpdslime-blog1]

“what motivates you?”

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[wum]

[ariadnx]

plot lines where the characters pretend to be in a relationship and end up catching real feelings will never get old and that’s just the FACTS