❤️❤️❤❤️️♡

I’m Erin. Don’t embarrass me in front of sasuke. 27 she/her

[coldasyou]

You think this is what we should be doing… then I'm with you. For better or worse. Sounds like we're getting married.

insp

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[alkemylabz]

Interesting mile-long fanfic/theorypost/xreader imagine! Have you considered using this button

It may look like a yummy Burger, but it is called a "read more"

[poppific]

Americans trying to explain that they don’t want to see long text posts: so imagine a burger

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful

[originalitysquared]

Wild how no one made announcements like this about P.Diddy when his trial was happening.

Wild how abusive artists like Micheal Jackson can have biography movies made and not a single mention of accused abuses or the subsequent trials will be mentioned.

Hmmmm I wonder why people feel the need to explicitly condemn women and any action they may have possibly been a part of (like inviting a shitty guy to your wedding) yet do not extend this same behavior to men in the same industry who commit abuse and atrocities on a much larger scale 🤔?

[segamascott]

yeah i hate concentration camps because i hate women you caught me

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[lousolversons]

new fave reaction image just dropped for me

[segamascott]

[mangled-by-disuse]

Italian conman jailed for building fake Roman amphitheatre

In Italy, a structure promoted for years as an "ancient Roman amphitheatre" has turned out to be a fake, constructed recently using modern m

I have a new favourite guy. free Franco Malosso 'von Rozenfranz' RIGHT NOW and give him a medal for the funniest crime of 2026

[pissvortex]

[maykitz]

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[4444555666777888999]

My post: I’m going to kill myself

Someone in the tags reblogging my post: when dean and castiel made love

[zoesupreme]

yeah idk man it might be time to throw everyones phones in a big smelting pot

[enba-and-luka]

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[ask-pacman]

i hope you develop empathy and critical thinking skills. pie chart shaped fckn egghead

I hope U develop a new tupe of cancer that makes the doctor look at his fuckin clibard and go ohhh no no that cant be right and then he fucking screams