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Hello All–

I made myself a little statement post for December 17th, and I thought maybe others would like one as well so I made a few more. Take and use what you’d like, and hope to see all of you lovelies on the other side. xXx

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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God bless drag queens.

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I will always reblog this

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Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

sonicghost

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

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Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

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omg, this post <3

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@genoshaisforlovers

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God bless the drag queens tbh

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This post is legendary and I can’t fucking believe it’s on my feed.

GOD BLESS DRAG QUEENS.

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MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

when the role playing gets out of hand

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SATURDAY

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@bisexualdemondean you

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destiel fandom in a nutshell

tag urself

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I’m Dean… I have no words

casgirlsam

i’m sam 😂

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Am I doing this right?

(original gifs by @ahoyspn; labels by me)

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1: I’m Sam

2: I love the GA label like Jack’s still watching trying to get everything and probably not quite understanding what’s happening around him.

3: Does that mean Ketch is TPTB in this scenario?

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meanwhile

before encountering the fandom

after

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sjfksdfskdjf YALL

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Omg this made my day 😂

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OMG you guys this is gold! Well I am Sam through and through. But this is accurate.

In this scenario let’s be clear that canon Destiel is the golden egg. Sam WAS able to get the golden egg this episode, before Michael destroyed it. So glorious people, the real question is who is Michael? Destroying Destiel mere moments after we get it?!?

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Mark Pedowitz

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this post just keeps getting better and better bless y’all

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I love that it’s STILL Sam there believing even as it melts despite the pain

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Sam NEEDS them to get over their bullshit

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My favourite part is the Bitter Destiel Shippers gesturing after the Bitter Cas fans who have just had enough like ‘Look what you did! They’re leaving’. Meanwhile the GA is getting more and more horrified and the positive end!game shippers are like ‘We need a win ffs!’.

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This beautiful piece of art is by @johix, thank you so much! It’s Finally Christmas by Mirjamiarty (12k, Teen) John has moved back to Baker Street, and there is definitely something in the air. However, it takes some travelling, casework and late night confessions until they are finally able to find each other again.

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I haven’t posted any art in some time and no johnlock in a looong time and then I remembered this commission… thank you @mirjamiarty and keep up the good work :)

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lovely!

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Christians these days are using some alternative methods, I see

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the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

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its only been 2 years???

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Voltron really did make 8 fucking seasons in 2 years

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8 seasons????

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when ur straight friend about to do something stupid

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WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

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If you’re one of those “children don’t see race” people and we shouldn’t talk to children about race, prepare to understand some people don’t see this as a punchline and why we need to have discussions about race.

Because she realizes who she can blame at an early age.

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Wow