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Time for me to reunite with all of my old tumblr friends, hope some of them are still around
@mxnds-alike @reaper-dragon-megalo
Finally, after a 2 year Hiatus, I have returned to Tumblr!
Are you still active? Me and my friend are looking for more people who RP as BtD characters!
Yeah, I still play as Ren
oh whoops I died
What?
Tumblr is probably the least used app I currently have.
Sorry.
Same here, I am usually on Discord or F-list
Yeah, I guess that would make sen- wait, F-list?
... I've only heard of that... like... once.
It’s a roleplaying website, lots of fun
oh whoops I died
What?
Tumblr is probably the least used app I currently have.
Sorry.
Same here, I am usually on Discord or F-list
oh whoops I died
What?
It’s time
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home….But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength…Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more…”
“What is a human? A silly walking pile of contradictions. Beings like us are beyond that through several ways… or am I being hasty including you into it? I suppose that will be clear quite soon.
I suggest we practice against those things as a team before assaulting a heart. So, which areas of this pompous polis are your favorites? If we exterminate the 'Fiend’ scouts there, they will redirect their main forces elsewhere. Some kind of a dorky survival instinct.”
“Well there is this nice bakery in Paris that Ladybug has talked about…” Chat noir begins. “That might be a good place to start….”
“A bakery? Nice! I am claiming half their stock after we bust that heart. I heard bread around here is super soft.”
Their eyes flashed vibrant red, “The harvest is starting,” They said, grabbing a scythe twice their size out of thin air.
Chat Noir spins his staff as they start heading to find these damn creatures to try and destroy, channeling some of plagg’s destruction energy into the staff a bit. “Let’s take these things down!”
Megalo moved gracefully and swiftly, going as far as running vertically up walls several steps occasionally. As they neared the bakery, a high-pitched scream reached their hearing.
“Those dorks captured a kid!” The villain informed Cat, stepping their pace up.
“A kid? Here?” Chat asks, holding his staff carefully as he looks at Mega. The Adrien inside knew who Mega might be referring to.
The villain stopped to give Cat a cutesy death glare, “Not on this roof, silly, down there, between those…”
Another scream, much louder, echoed alarmingly from the narrow street below, before being interrupted by a very abrupt gargling sound.
“Darn it, ten seconds!” Megalo shouted before rushing towards the edge of the building, jumping over ten feet forward and readying their scythe which glowed a vibrant, yet menacing shade of red. The next second, they were gone from view, violent swing sounds and flashes of red light indicating their presence in the street that the screams came from.
Within seven seconds flat each Liquid Fiend was disposed of, and the mischievous emperor was standing in the middle of a huge puddle of disgusting purple liquid over a body of an unconscious eight year old girl.
“Great. She is down until five p.m., at least.”
Chat noir nods. “Now we have to find the others before it is too late!” he replies, spinning his staff. “It’s a good thing the girl will be alright.”
“Late?” Megalo questioned Cat simply, before summoning a floating serpentine skull of a very vibrant shade of red, “Their assault will not start until nighttime, and that is when we attack them, as well. This is a simple practice mop up,” They checked a nearby manhole, “My Harvester will cover the kid while we hunt. Follow me.”
Chat Noir nods and goes to follow Mega. Now they had to keep taking care of these things under the sewers.
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home….But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength…Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more…”
“What is a human? A silly walking pile of contradictions. Beings like us are beyond that through several ways… or am I being hasty including you into it? I suppose that will be clear quite soon.
I suggest we practice against those things as a team before assaulting a heart. So, which areas of this pompous polis are your favorites? If we exterminate the 'Fiend’ scouts there, they will redirect their main forces elsewhere. Some kind of a dorky survival instinct.”
“Well there is this nice bakery in Paris that Ladybug has talked about…” Chat noir begins. “That might be a good place to start….”
“A bakery? Nice! I am claiming half their stock after we bust that heart. I heard bread around here is super soft.”
Their eyes flashed vibrant red, “The harvest is starting,” They said, grabbing a scythe twice their size out of thin air.
Chat Noir spins his staff as they start heading to find these damn creatures to try and destroy, channeling some of plagg’s destruction energy into the staff a bit. “Let’s take these things down!”
Megalo moved gracefully and swiftly, going as far as running vertically up walls several steps occasionally. As they neared the bakery, a high-pitched scream reached their hearing.
“Those dorks captured a kid!” The villain informed Cat, stepping their pace up.
“A kid? Here?” Chat asks, holding his staff carefully as he looks at Mega. The Adrien inside knew who Mega might be referring to.
The villain stopped to give Cat a cutesy death glare, “Not on this roof, silly, down there, between those…”
Another scream, much louder, echoed alarmingly from the narrow street below, before being interrupted by a very abrupt gargling sound.
“Darn it, ten seconds!” Megalo shouted before rushing towards the edge of the building, jumping over ten feet forward and readying their scythe which glowed a vibrant, yet menacing shade of red. The next second, they were gone from view, violent swing sounds and flashes of red light indicating their presence in the street that the screams came from.
Within seven seconds flat each Liquid Fiend was disposed of, and the mischievous emperor was standing in the middle of a huge puddle of disgusting purple liquid over a body of an unconscious eight year old girl.
“Great. She is down until five p.m., at least.”
Chat noir nods. “Now we have to find the others before it is too late!” he replies, spinning his staff. “It’s a good thing the girl will be alright.”
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home….But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength…Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more…”
“What is a human? A silly walking pile of contradictions. Beings like us are beyond that through several ways… or am I being hasty including you into it? I suppose that will be clear quite soon.
I suggest we practice against those things as a team before assaulting a heart. So, which areas of this pompous polis are your favorites? If we exterminate the 'Fiend’ scouts there, they will redirect their main forces elsewhere. Some kind of a dorky survival instinct.”
“Well there is this nice bakery in Paris that Ladybug has talked about…” Chat noir begins. “That might be a good place to start….”
“A bakery? Nice! I am claiming half their stock after we bust that heart. I heard bread around here is super soft.”
Their eyes flashed vibrant red, “The harvest is starting,” They said, grabbing a scythe twice their size out of thin air.
Chat Noir spins his staff as they start heading to find these damn creatures to try and destroy, channeling some of plagg’s destruction energy into the staff a bit. “Let’s take these things down!”
Megalo moved gracefully and swiftly, going as far as running vertically up walls several steps occasionally. As they neared the bakery, a high-pitched scream reached their hearing.
“Those dorks captured a kid!” The villain informed Cat, stepping their pace up.
“A kid? Here?” Chat asks, holding his staff carefully as he looks at Mega. The Adrien inside knew who Mega might be referring to.
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home….But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength…Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more…”
“What is a human? A silly walking pile of contradictions. Beings like us are beyond that through several ways… or am I being hasty including you into it? I suppose that will be clear quite soon.
I suggest we practice against those things as a team before assaulting a heart. So, which areas of this pompous polis are your favorites? If we exterminate the 'Fiend’ scouts there, they will redirect their main forces elsewhere. Some kind of a dorky survival instinct.”
“Well there is this nice bakery in Paris that Ladybug has talked about…” Chat noir begins. “That might be a good place to start….”
“A bakery? Nice! I am claiming half their stock after we bust that heart. I heard bread around here is super soft.”
Their eyes flashed vibrant red, “The harvest is starting,” They said, grabbing a scythe twice their size out of thin air.
Chat Noir spins his staff as they start heading to find these damn creatures to try and destroy, channeling some of plagg’s destruction energy into the staff a bit. “Let’s take these things down!”
Started watching BNA today and can I just say I LOVE HIM SM
Send “🔫“ to shoot my muse...with a water gun!
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home….But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength…Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more…”
“What is a human? A silly walking pile of contradictions. Beings like us are beyond that through several ways… or am I being hasty including you into it? I suppose that will be clear quite soon.
I suggest we practice against those things as a team before assaulting a heart. So, which areas of this pompous polis are your favorites? If we exterminate the 'Fiend’ scouts there, they will redirect their main forces elsewhere. Some kind of a dorky survival instinct.”
“Well there is this nice bakery in Paris that Ladybug has talked about...” Chat noir begins. “That might be a good place to start....”
During a particularly stormy night, a red flash occurred between lightning strickes. After the inordinate light faded, there was a note visible on Adrien's table that wasn't present previously. It read, "Meet me at the top of the Eiffel tower tomorrow before nighttime, Cat. Bring your floating friend with you or do not," And was mysteriously signed, "Villain".
Plagg hums a bit. “This seems a little fishy, why would this guy want me to go with you? Could this be a trap, could this be the work of Hawk Moth?” Plagg had so many questions.
The villain whose note emerged that night was none other than Megalo, although they were currently disguised as a human child. The conqueror scarcely ever used their shape shifting abilities beyond turning into a cloud and back because of how much tedious training preceded stabilizing each form, but this time Megalo opted to make an exception.
From as early as four in the morning, they awaited atop of the tower, standing where few besides some construction and maintenance workers stood, above the restaurant, on the exposed machinery fragments used for radio and television transmissions, their vibrant red hooded cape flowing with the wind. Their vision keen as usual, the Reaper was observing the approach to the tower from the direction of Cat Noir’s domain. Occasionally, the conqueror bit a small piece of a visibly oversized white chocolate bar they brought with themself.
Cat Noir soon appears early in the morning suprisingly behind Megalo. “I hope you were not waiting too long, It would be pawsitively rude to keep someone like you waiting until the sun comes up.” Cat Noir’s belt-like tail swishing as he had a calm, smooth, and collected expression on his face.
“You almost ambushed me,” The villain responded teasingly, “Granted, that almost was almost ten seconds long, but most never go even half that close. Regardless, it was neither your questionable stealth nor your horrendous puns that brought me here.”
They turned to him, putting away their chocolate, their tone becoming serious, as they watched Cat, “This whole city is about to become a giant slaughterhouse. A species, commonly very unoriginally referred to as Fluid Fiends, will invade the first time tonight. They are numerous, but, temporarily, mostly frail and stupid, which usually leads to various ‘heroes’,” They smirked, “Underestimating them until they spiral far beyond said heroes control. Quite a few worlds fell right about when their main weakness was - finally - figured out.”
The conqueror made a purposeful dramatic pause, “That weakness would be their source, colossal hearts hidden deep underground and coated with a very sturdy substance. Destroy one such heart - each ‘Fiend’ it produced instantly dies. Destroy all of those things - the invasion is officially over.
That,” They shrugged, “Was the nice news. The nasty part is that any entity a ‘Liquid Fiend’ engulfs also dies very quickly, and transfers its most dangerous trait to its killer, humans and the like included. And the most dangerous trait of a human is, unsurprisingly, sapience, leading to eventual development of a chain of command and stratagems. If that stuff happens, you lose. Simple as that.
But, fighting them is not the hard part. It is letting go. Hearts are most vulnerable during invasions, less guards by thousands, and going after a heart means leaving this city without a guardian,” They looked into Cat’s eyes, “Do you possess the strength of letting go?”
“Letting go of what?” He asks. That was a big info dump Mega just dumped on him, he needed some time to process everything.
“Of this city’s inhabitants over your entire world, of your own pride, perhaps? The invasion will seize no sooner than this planet is fully assimilated unless each ‘Fluid Heart’ is destroyed, and attacking a heart means the ‘Fiends’ will get free reign over Paris until it falls.”
They sighed, looking away with a smirk, “Also, being a ‘superhero’ is not a great occupation for a simpleton.”
Chat Noir folds his arms, raising an eyebrow. “Are you some sort of alien or something because I’ve never heard of any of these things…Or purrrhaps, it is far beyond my scope, I protect Paris, not an entire galaxy….”
“One, there will be no Paris if you leave those invaders be, two, they will not go beyond your scope here if you keep busting those hearts. You are lucky they picked France over something like Greenland. That place…” They shivered,” And if you think painting me a loon is a neat idea, feel free. Do not complain when ‘Fiends’ assimilate little miss Ladybug, though!~”
Chat Noir looks at Mega. “So you are saying that we should work together to destroy these things and protect Paris?” He was trying his best to understand what Mega is trying to say. He’s not calling Mega crazy, he’s just never heard of these things before.
“If by ‘we’ you mean you and Plagg, then sure. I doubt regular fencing, however skilled, will destroy a ‘Fluid Heart’, aside from such lacking a shield already. There are currently four hearts about, one right beneath Paris’ sewers, the others south from the city, with two furthest ones half-dormant.”
“So we have to look for those hearts and destroy them….I wonder if I could use my staff and strike it with enough force to destroy them…”
“A heart by itself, certainly. However, taking down a heart’s shield would take no less than a ‘Cataclysm’. My scythe goes through that stuff no problem, but when is trusting a villain smart?” They winked.
“Sometimes you have to do what you must to protect your home....But humans don’t have the kind of immense strength...Like you said, if these things are left alone, Paris will be no more...”
The full opening for Brand New Animal got leaked onto YouTube and it fucking bops
Hurry before it gets copyrighted