please interact i am lonely

He/they/she idc as long as it's not neopronouns

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we should stop having sports teams all do the same strategy where the competition is who has this one play down better we should do variety I wanna see a football team that’s like Oops! All Linebackers! and their defense is super strong bc they’re big and their offense is super strong because they’re hard to tackle

show me a baseball team that’s abysmal at catching and tagging but all really good at hitting home runs no matter the pitch

Soccer all goalie and they all stand in front of the goal and occasionally try to kick the ball all the way across the field

hockey but no hockey the whole team just starts throwing hands opposite team can’t score if everybody’s fist fighting which is coincidentally also the only part of hockey I enjoy

golf but you have a teammate and you both alternate who hits the ball

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hot take if you’re going to write an AU where none of the bad stuff happened you should at least somewhat involve terry ives as Jane’s mom. You can even keep her relationship with hopper and Joyce too but like in a peaceful AU her mom is alive and thriving and deserves time with her daughter, Jane in a peaceful AU is Jane ives, not Jane hopper

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the internet says drink more water but has the internet considered that i closed my hydro flask with the strength of ten suns and can’t get it open

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the winner takes it all edit but it’s El bring the winner and mike being the loser because she got to choose to kill herself and be freed from the world and he’s too scared to attempt so he lives an unfulfilled life dreaming about suicide but never working up the courage to do it

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heyyyyy what site are we using now that google docs gives ur writing to ai ive been putting off switching but like I hate ai so what do y’all recommend

I write fanfics and sometimes use docs for poetry

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cant believe I’m researching whether or not people used contractions when speaking for a byler fanfiction

I’m never gonna get to the publishing stage bc I can’t have them drink water for a time period accurate story even though there’s literal magic involved they gotta be having wine all the time

will hasn’t spoken a single word to Mike and Ive got seven chapters making up twenty pages

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I love a good ‘Mike fucks everything up and has to apologize and fix it’ fic as much as the next guy but like can we swap it around like let’s make will accidentally hurt Mike really bad and have to figure out what he did wrong im kinda done with my comfort character being yelled at/shunned temporarily every other fic that’s my baby he’s trying his best

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byler as basement yard but it’s not what you think

will is frank and mike is joe

will: we hooked up once

mike: no we didn’t? Also what if we did hook up and you’re gonna say that was the stupidest thing we’ve ever done?

will: that’ll wake up your aunt

mike: … that’s not an expression

Also they end up together obviously

can you tell I read that one bakudeku fic

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byler as red white and royal blue will is from separated parents and joyce is the first female president and mike is from emotionally unavailable British royal family final boss and he has the david bowie dog and they’re gay

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I don’t like sports so I’d love it if hockey stopped being hockey and started being just guys fighting on ice skates because that really interests me but I’m not watching an entire sports game for just like a minute of punching does this make sense

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will byers and mike wheeler would never ever actually cheat on their partners but the fanfiction is too good not to read

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byler fic where vecna kidnaps mike to control will and kidnaps holly to control mike and holly is in the mind scape but her body is with mike and vecna makes mike go into the mind scape and lie to her about everything being okay or else he won’t let mike talk to her and everyone is sad

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sneak peek of my angsty medieval byler wip

King Henry stands, approaches, and he holds back a noise of fear, of weakness that he knows he is not hiding, but the king allows it to pass. He steps in front of Will, bends down just slightly, grasps his chin and lifts until he sees into his eyes. They are blue, and smiling cruelly down at him. Will cannot breathe. He is reminded of when he was twelve, when the Demogorgon chased him, when the red place swallowed him whole, and then he is not reminded, but rather thrust back into the memory.

~~~~~~ If Mike were a better person, he would feel bad for William; stuck in his enemy’s kingdom, separated from his loved ones. But he isn’t a better person, and he has no more room in his heart to care for anybody else, he cares too much already, for Nancy, for Max, for Eddie, for Holly and the children, for Billy, for Steve, even, just a little bit, so instead he thinks of Dustin.

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ok I know how we feel about mileven but what if it was in the context of next to normal and will was gabe and el was natalie and mike was henry

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I knew I wasn’t gonna be satisfied with the stranger things ending when el went ‘I’m not your dead daughter who you lost to cancer and I can killl myself if I want’ it was all downhill from there

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vecna manipulates mike and forces him to join him au to loser geek whatever from be more chill

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The only good things about that finale were Dustin’s speech, teacher Steve, and Mike wheeler in glasses and everything else sucked