we should stop having sports teams all do the same strategy where the competition is who has this one play down better we should do variety I wanna see a football team that’s like Oops! All Linebackers! and their defense is super strong bc they’re big and their offense is super strong because they’re hard to tackle
show me a baseball team that’s abysmal at catching and tagging but all really good at hitting home runs no matter the pitch
Soccer all goalie and they all stand in front of the goal and occasionally try to kick the ball all the way across the field
hockey but no hockey the whole team just starts throwing hands opposite team can’t score if everybody’s fist fighting which is coincidentally also the only part of hockey I enjoy
golf but you have a teammate and you both alternate who hits the ball














