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liberal-memes

blackwhitesublime

Model fuck 🖤🔥

politicalprof

Maps matter. Map 1 over-represents territory. Map 2 is weighted by where people live …

southernsideofme

thewordlesschorus-deactivated20

endangered-justice-seeker

This is painful. I have no words..

amoisthobo

No matter how far I go in life I will always feel a sense of rage due to how my people have been treated over time.

master-slut-trainer

Read more here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Stinney

help-mywife

Help my girlfriend has me read her animal facts over the phone so she can fall asleep to my voice and it’s maybe the cutest thing ever

master-slut-trainer

Totally the sweetest thing ever

shelbytaylorexists

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me:

luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

lovingtradition-deactivated2016

Are races REALLY equal? Are there any REAL differences?

Adaptation to climates. Intelligence. Brain size/density. Bone density. Shape of eyes. Nose. Length of limbs. Proportions of body fat. Width of hips. Thickness of thighs. Hormone levels. Age of sexual maturity. Likelihood of diseases & disorders….immunity and resistance to diseases. Genetic behavioural alleles.

Every race is different in each category. For example, the brains of Africans are 8% lighter than Caucasoids, less spatial reasoning. BUT caucasoids have less bone density than africans and a higher chance of osteoporosis. Though less bone density does make caucasoids better swimmers as we’re more buoyant but also makes our bones age faster. Africans are more likely to get kidney disease but also more resistant to malaria than caucasoids. East asians (mongoloids) are able to bear children at earlier ages. Their sweat glands are also less active overall so they are safer in cold environments. Africans are best adapted to the hottest environments because of their wonderful chocolate colored skin. Caucasoids’ skins are more easily harmed by UV rays but their lighter skin is also more absorptive to nutrients than Africans, and lighter features more relective to UV rays. We are all superior at living in our own homelands that we are adapted to. These biological differences can be acknowledged and respected. These aren’t social constructs.

master-slut-trainer

The idea that there are three “races” is a social construct. Why would you think that big tall Dinka in are the same race as short little pygmies? Because you are ignoring lots of other interesting attributes like height. There is a huge poll of genetic diversity within the African human world. Why put them all in one “race”? Its very much a social construct, not a biological one. You could as easily define 20 “races” just within mother Africa if you wanted to.

#race

divinelycaged

greeneyedsub88

An idea for my cage, Sir

deliciae-delectae

My earliest Tumblr acquaintance

torte-world

ussewa

“Cate Blanchett recently defended the right of straight actors to play LGBTQ characters on-screen, saying it’s something she’ll “fight to the death” for… and despite the growing feeling that queer characters should be played by queer actors, Blanchett doesn’t agree…”

“Straight actors are almost unanimously lauded for playing queer characters — 52 straight actors have been nominated for Oscars for playing LGBTQ characters — while openly queer actors find it hard to even be cast.”

lmao is this your woke “gay” icon

trilllizard666

are you motherfuckers all unfamiliar with the concept of “acting”

it is something wherein you pretend to be someone you’re not

which means, y’know, straight people can play not straight people

is rami ismail bi? i legitimately have no idea and i don’t actually care enough to find out because that’s none of my business, but he’s a damn good freddie mercury, who was an openly bisexual man in a wildly homophobic era

don’t fuckin limit roles

lemonade-of-gods

And why should the sexuality alone be the main criteria for landing roles? If a straight actor fits the role better than a gay actor, who would you pick? Likewise, if a gay actor fits the role better than a straight actor, who would you pick?

No one complained about Jim Parsons playing a straight character on BBT so why is the reverse a problem?

ussewa

HOLY SHIT

trilllizard666

iunno if you’re referring to that dude or me in your tag about “cishet white straights” but i’m bisexual

fuck off

cisnowflake

I promise you you would never catch anyone complaining about the reverse. No one would ever be mad about a gay actor playing a straight character.

urlthatdoesntreferenceanything

neil patrick harris as barney stinson anyone?

haweswater

normie lgbts: yeah lgbt people are normal people so there’s really no need for this. there’s nothing so glaringly significant about us that only members of our own groups can understand. this honestly just sounds like an assbackwards version of quarantining us all off so straight actors don’t catch the gay disease

tumblr kweers: ONLY.., TGE GAYS CSN DO GAY. ONLY GAYS ARE GAY TGE CISHETTIES WILL NE. VER UNDERSTAND

shakespearessidehoe-deactivated

If you want to normalise LGBTQ people then act like you’re normal.

master-slut-trainer

Well, a “right”? I wouldn’t want a government to REQUIRE that only queer people play queer parts. So, I suppose, in that sense, straight people have the “right” to play queer characters. And the rest of us of the right to boycott the movie if we want.

thegrandtortoise

How to make literally every Indian dish ever (sort of)

Grab a pan. Medium sized for a good amount of food, I’d say.

put some oil in the pan. you can use olive oil, vegetable oil, coconut oil, whatever tickled your fancy. Put in enough to create a thin layer at the bottom of your pan. melt in some butter or ghee for a butterier taste.

turn on the stove to medium heat, and wait for like two mins for the oil to heat up.

put in like two pinches of mustard seeds and cumin seeds. wait until they start sputtering. add in cloves and cardomom and stick cinnamon if you want that stuff.

chop up some onion (anywhere from a ¼ to a ½) and a couple green chilies (use one for minimal spice, four for a lot of spice. zero if you want no spice but that’s not Indian food anymore)

throw in some finely chopped ginger and garlic. like, really finely chopped. just a pinch of each will do.

now is the time to add - meat (chicken, fish, pork, whatever) and/or veggies (pick whatever you want it really doesn’t matter- some popular choices are mushrooms, eggplant, potatoes). You could also add paneer or tofu for a tastier vegetarian choice.

when your choice of #7 is like halfway cooked, add in- red chili powder (be careful, this stuff can get really spicy), turmeric (for the color mostly, but also a bit of flavor), and cumin powder. Go ahead and add in whatever other powder spices you might have (garam masala, ummm idk but don’t put in like cinnamon or pumpkin spice or some shit like that)

add salt!!

make sure you stir this shit up really well.

cook it until #7 is done, and you can’t really smell the raw spices anymore.

it’s done! enjoy with rice, roti, pita bread, naan, quinoa, even regular bread!

Wanna make whatever ^^^ is into more of a wet curry? add in some water (or soup broth, like chicken or vegetable broth), and for more body in your curry you can add tomato paste or even store-bought tomato soup works! For a creamier consistency, add any sort of milk or cream. Cook this all through and make sure you adjust your spice and salt level to suit the extra liquid. Simmer until you get to the consistency you want, which should be a sort of watery consistency. Make sure all of this happens after step 8.

For a citrussy kick, add in a couple spritzes of store-bought lemon juice, or the juice of, say, half a lemon.

I hope this helps anyone who’s wanted to try cooking Indian food but was too intimidated by it! If you have all the ingredients, it’s really not that hard! A lot of it is improvisation and experimenting, there really are no exact measurements or timings- it’s all based on your preferences!

master-slut-trainer

I LOVE cooking w/o a cookbook. Cool beans!

#foodgasm

sunflowerseedsandscience

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

master-slut-trainer

Just a little more. ;-)

aibidil

Why ‘female-presenting nipples’ matter

When I was 10, my mom made me wear a bra and it felt like a punishment for being different.

When I was 10, I took the bra off when changing for gymnastics and accidentally dropped it in the school hallway. A teacher picked it up and said, “Oh, this must belong to you” and handed it back to me in front of everyone. I quit gymnastics.

When I was 11, I thought maybe the boobs would be okay so long as they didn’t get any bigger than would fit in my hand, so I kept measuring it, but they did.

When I was 12, I started wearing two or three sports bras to smush them down, until one day a classmate said, “Are you wearing two bras?!” while laughing.

When I was 13, a boy told me he wanted to squeeze my boobs “until they popped.”

When I was 14, I got cast in a play as an older character and a classmate told me I got the role because I had boobs.

When I was 17, my mom told me to return a swimsuit because it would be too distracting for my boyfriend’s father.

When I was 21, I got properly fitted for a bra and everyone felt the need to tell me how much better my boobs looked.

When I was 26, I got pregnant and my immediate fear was that my boobs would get bigger.

When I was 28, I got shamed for trying to feed my screaming baby in public without a cover.

When I was 28, people asked me “why are you bothering to use a breastfeeding cover?”

When I was 30, people gave me weird looks that I wasn’t yelling at my kid for putting their hand on my boob.

When I was 31, I avoided going to the beach or pool because I didn’t want to have to deal with boobs in a swimsuit.

When I was 32, I got asked, again, “why don’t you get a breast reduction?”

When I was 33, I watched a 5yo girl get shamed for running around in sweltering heat without a shirt on and had to reprimand a bunch of tween boys who thought it was okay to shame her for doing something they do all the time.

When I was 34, my kid kept patting my breast and saying “Mommy’s squishy breast!!” They will never see me express any shame about tits, because I want them to have a different mindset than I had. Yes, boobs are nice! They’re squishy! They’re fun! That’s the end of that.

I’m 35 and no longer give a fuck. I don’t care anymore. As a teenager my tits were covered in stretch marks. They’ve been engorged with milk. My nipple changed shape with pregnancy. Give it another couple decades and my breasts will probably be all wrinkly. It’s sexual when I’m using it sexually. I don’t fucking care, and I won’t be ashamed anymore.

Every time a policy or cultural hangup treats people with breasts differently, it fucks us over.

Tumblr’s new policy makes an active choice to participate in this culture of shame. By classifying “female-presenting nipples” as explicit material, Tumblr has taken a stance that any chest or breast that differs from a male default is worthy of shame and unavoidably sexual. The idea that breasts are shameful and unavoidably sexual is exactly what fucked me up for so much of my life.

Stop shaming people for having bodies.