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I've been laughing about the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet for six hours
Ben grinding his teeth over this might be the funniest thing I've seen in years. Bro. You're seething over the Mark Hamill gaygay tweet.
Is nobody else going to mention the fact that Mark signs his name as Mar Camel???
“why is john on antidepressants in your newest comic?”
well at the risk of blowing your mind…
hehe ok jokes aside i think john universally has persistent depressive disorder. as for what made him like, seek mental council, i dunno. it prolly wasnt his voice iykwim
I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.
I just call em the Weasler family.
Genius.
I love the QA testers on my team. their entire job is to keep the customer from wanting to kill me with hammers. unfortunately, doing that job effectively requires them to do things to my code that make me want to kill them with hammers
QA tester: hey, remember how last week you fixed that weird edge case bug? the one where the user can still modify the form after the submission deadline if it passes while they’re already on the page and they don’t refresh it?
me (blood pressure already spiking): uh-huh?
QA tester: well I tried making a ritual sacrifice to cthulhu to make the rivers run red with the blood of the usurpers and trigger a phenomenon known as “turbo Y2K.” and that let me still make changes after the deadline
me (an MRI scan of my brain activity would be indistinguishable from that of a chimpanzee in the midst of a cannibalistic rampage): okay but like. is that. is that even a valid scenario
architect: yeag -Sent from my iPhone
me:
QA tester: and here’s the data I tested with in case you wanna replic—
me (calmly while bleeding out of my eyes): thanks mike I appreciate you catching that
The weirdest thing about Destiny going out of live service is that I can't remember the last time an announcement made me want to play it this much
Finally after 12 years, there's no more annual expansion that's actually functionally a subscription fee, no more risk of losing content, no more re-chasing the same loot every time they update a system and render last season's meta irrelevant.
The last couple year's worth of content will eventually go on sale, and when it does, that'll be that. A complete game. A full experience. Sure, it all still will depend on how long they care to keep the servers on so it isn't the dream scenario of actually owning digital content, but at this point I'm willing to settle for finished content, even if I hate the way they took the story, even if I'm not a fan of the way they handled endgame mechanics.
It's still Destiny, it's still the hottest gunplay on the market by a country mile, and now it's no longer an endless unrelenting chase to catch the damn game before it leaves again. As bad as it is to say, as much as people might hate it, I really really hope the sudden resurgence of players flocking back to the game for its farewell update does not convince Sony to continue it. Let the game live on, full of however many players share my love for it, in peace.
i often think of this tweet when i'm like "i learned a new phrase! 弱者心态"
idk anything about this but I love it
If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.
Every time you think it's a given, that there's NO WAY that Red or Yellow could catch up to the other one given the lead, you are wrong. Right down to the wire.
nuh uh yellow missed one at :55
The idea of “but everyone knows that” needs to stop.
I saw a post about someone chiding Millennials for not knowing about JKRowlings transphobia, and asking how it is at all possible that people can exist in the world and the internet and, you know, not know.
Which I mean, I get. It is so present in so many of my online spaces that it seems astounding that someone could simply be ignorant! It feels impossible!
But let me tell you a story:
I went on a girls trip with a bunch of friends. All of us are rather incredibly liberal and all of us are incredibly online.
One girl would not stop talking about Harry Potter.
At one point, another girl asked her why she was ok with supporting it, and she had no real clue that JK Rowling was at all transphobic. She had heard that she likes to support Lesbian causes and thought “oh ok cool!” And that was it. She was AGOG with the news and rather horrified.
I must once again emphasize that she was an incredibly online person. She’s a foodie and a restaurant blogger.
Later in the trip we were picking restaurants and I suggested one I found on Google, and she gasped at me. Actually gasped, asking how I could ever be okay picking that one.
The shock must’ve been on my face, because she then told me all of the shitty things that restaurateur does. He abuses staff. Underpays them. Fires them on a whim. Is known for being one of the worst people to his employees in the entire restaurant business on this coast.
And she was so shocked I had never heard of this. Because in her mind, I was just as online as her. And in her online world, EVERYONE knew about this guy.
So I think the moral of this story is: always approach the other person with some empathy. Even online people, even people you think MUST know about how bad people are, may not have heard. It may truly be just them being on a different sphere of the internet than you.
So be gentle, be kind when letting people know they might not have heard about the cancellation of XYZ person. Don’t assume that everyone knows all the same info as you.
By all means, let them know so they can make informed decisions, but being kind will go a lot further than attacking them for some info they might not know yet.
Happy pride month to him
Happy anniversary to my first artwork on here.
Coincidentally it's also my Birthday this month :3
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
life really is like a souls game u cant just level up willy nilly u gotta get an idea of a build if u wanna really go for something
Wrong, it turns out leveling shit willy nilly is how you find extremely specific niche feilds that combine weird shit you're good at perfectly. Me, I thought I was leveling willy nilly by doing like, data analytics, and woodworking, and writing, but it turns out this makes me a very organized and effective communicator in the world of fabrication, so now I plan the timelines and budgets for large museum display case installations.
Another example, there's a mental health volcanologist who walks around mt fuji convincing people not to commit suicide there by talking about the volcano that is mt fuji erupting and creating the forest they're in from the enriched soil.
I could probably think of more but he's just on my mind...
ok so valid but i was talking about the gym
i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
From yasterday