Sunny With A High Of 75

Don't mind me, just over here rebloggin' dumb jokes 🌙 My side hustle

[chloesolace]

Fictional Character: *is physically and mentally scarred, morally grey, old enough to be my dad and would kill someone without hesitation, possibly torture them as well*

Me: Ah, yes. Husband material.

[elierlick]

We need billboards like this in every city.

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[butchscientist]

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[hannaprashkovich]

Darth Maul sketch

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[jackhawksmoor]

[mcaelius]

star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

[mcaelius]

sucking the juices out of yodas walking stick. ?

[lowpawly]

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

[limerencs]