masturbaeing

Hi, Kris, 17, message me

[ichimatsumatsunoo-deactivated20]

[sbzak-deactivated20140518]

cute little 5 year-old baby 41 year-old man

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[sixpenceee]

Bee stings removed from a patient. He had stings in about 90% of his body. 

[gurrenprime]

Dafuq did he do to piss off bees that badly?

[lordvergo]

He wasnt bee-hiving properly.

[muslimmingle]

this is so fucking funny

[a6]

why does no one ever like. mention the weird part of all of our childhoods where we thought we were too cool for the shows we grew up with like i Know that wasnt just an isolated thing like everyone used to make fun of dora the explorer and barney especially i remember everyone used to sing to the tune of barney “i hate you, you hate me, lets strap barney to a tree, with a great big bomb and stick it through his head, 3-2-1 barneys dead” like….. that was so fucked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why was that a thing……

[kookiejungs]

we used to sing “i hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill barney, with a baseball and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur”

[a6]

there were probably hundreds of variations ive heard so many thts fcked

[meeko-mar]

How did it even happen, there was no internet for us to get our grubby little paws on, no memes making fun of children’s shows, it was just a bunch of small telepathically linked children hating a purple dinosaur in unison ???

[turnit0ff]

if just one history book, just one, mentions ted cruz’s zodiac killer scandal, then this was all worth it 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[beynons]

he’s trying

[fuks]

this is the best video ive ever seen 

[337god]

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

(x)

[enchanting-ravenclaw]

UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

[nohedgehogsok]

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[bismuth-curious]

WHY IS IT A CHILD

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[ayungbiochemist]

This has been my favorite vine for years

[laughordie]

[masturbaeing-blog]

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[faeriegrotto]

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[acetrophile]

don’t be happy worry