welcome to my super awesome web page

32 fucking years old. been here since 2011. gonna be here for another decade probably. they/them

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[pluto-is-crashing-out]

[qualitysigns]

Buffalo, New York, USA

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[glittergluekintsugi]

target audience reached (me)

[alivehouse]

motherfucker. wait 3 dangerous crow jobs??

[treecitysessions]

Communismkills VS tumblr users back in the day greatest hits compilation

[hotvampireadjacent]

Jesus Christ. The president has big autism news. Fuck off. Like he’s announcing autism 2

[hotvampireadjacent]

This is a fighting game character announcement. To me

[100frogsinatrenchcoat]

The ancient Romans were so so right about “eheu” being their word for “alas”. It sounds like the saddest most pathetic little sob. Eheu….

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[guerrillatech]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[jawz]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[cottoncandylesbo]

[boingo]

minxy family guy master post

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[lemonbellflower]

im sorry @fvriva but your tags were too good to leave them there