梦 , 希望 , 前进 .

jade | '97 | canada about

[letsmakepoppunkgreatagain]

[boomstab-papa]

[texashippiecowboy]

i’m in true shock x

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[nitw]

"theres gonna be a power outage tomorrow welp i better boil some water in advance!" "oh gee looks like its time to vacuum the carpet!" GET REAL?????? YOU SOUND INSANE

[nitw]

someday youre gonna be out of baking soda when it matters most and its gonna destroy you

[alivehouse]

all lunch breaks should be paid im serious. im not even enjoying this im literally just making sure i dont pass out or something. this is part of The Job as far as im concerned

[pearliegates]

this whole situation is very funny

credit to @cryptvokeeper for the idea!

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[carfuckerlynch]

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

[lesbianbloodritual]

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it's not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that's katie's url, she's had it forever, it's fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

[hexjulia]

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

[cryptotheism]

We Cannot Express The Magnitude of Our Regret For Party Rocking

[kookiejungs]

i've been off tumblr for so long my activity is going bonkers kjfdhkds why is it telling me i got tagged in something yesterday but i click it and it's a post from 2015

[userarmyhope]

SEVEN (2023) Jungkook

[minsoek]

xiumin » 230715 cream soda

[thedeliaishere]

Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

[valtsv]

til death or some guy do us part

[jung-koook]

I'M FEELING DIZZY