🇮🇱matchatea🇮🇱

[matchateaismyname]

maybe the real treasure were those mushrooms I ate along the way

[amiguruineapig]

Having celiac really just feels like this sometimes

[viralfrog]

[viralfrog]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[matchateaismyname]

can we not ride at dawn please? my insomnia just started to get better

[importantcatpics]

[thememedaddy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[matchateaismyname]

my silly ass could never be a clown

[matchateaismyname]

the symptoms to cure ratio of scurvy is CRAZY

[matchateaismyname]

congratulations to whomever didn't have a mental breakdown in the central station at 13:21 today

[matchateaismyname]

WOW this condemned asylum would be the perfect place to start a family!

[matchateaismyname]

*my teleprompter has stopped working.

*looking at my IT guy

um, mark. my words

[matchateaismyname]

sea captain? of course I do, she's right over there

[matchateaismyname]

🎶Ra, Ra, Rasputin. stuck in a claw prize machine 🎶