THE BEST MATCHMAKER EVER!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

WELCOME MORATLS!! <3

HAVING SOME TROUBLE IN LIFE? STRUGGLING TO WOO YOUR CRUSH? JUST HERE BECAUSE YOU WANT ME AND SIXER TO SMOOCH? WELL YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!! AHAHAHAH!!

//ooc time babey!! hiii, its @ramdotnet back at it again with ANOTHER gravity falls rp blog! this time its my bill au! he will not be connected to my other ones, dont worry! check @grunkle-stanley-pines for all of my dni stuff!

TAGS

#into the pile : answered asks

#🐀🔼 : RATBOY (my oc, vernon!!) INTERACTIONS

#matchmaking : you ask bill for romance help

#odd activities! : you asked him something odd!!

#sixer<3 : sixer mentioned / sixer interactions

#mod madness : ooc posts

#love letters : you try to flirt with bill

#important : important things..!

And here is a ref for matchmaker if you ever want to draw him!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

its pride month cupid you know what that means

WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE LIKE. GAY POSTS? I ALREADY DO THAT!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, NERD.

MMMWAH!

@allseeing-eyeofprovidence

MMMWWWAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

can I join your polycule please

I have money

And deer teeth

NO!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

NOW NOW!! PROVY!!! BABY!!! HONEY BEAR!!! WE CAN WORK WITH THIS!!! WE COULD START LIKE. A KISSING BOOTH THING FOR SOULS!!! THINK OF THE PROFITS!!!

[love-god-bill-cipher]

You and @matchmakerbillcipher should either make out or fight to the death

Look,

I'm all for professional networking, but "MAKE OUT OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH" is a TERRIBLE first meeting strategy!

HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY BLOG?!

Besides, I don't see why two queens can't maximize their slay! There's enough lonely beings across the multiverse for BOTH of us!

I'll reach out, we'll have coffee, discuss methodologies like CIVILIZED interdimensional entities!

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

LETS MAKE OUT!!!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

EXCUSE ME!?!?

[love-god-bill-cipher]

WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON!

I said COFFEE and PROFESSIONAL NETWORKING!

hat puffing confused mix of glitter and black smoke

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

Boundaries! Consent!

We don't even KNOW each other yet! What's your methodology?! Your success rate? Do you have a CERTIFICATE?!

This is EXACTLY the kind of rushing into things I tell people NOT to do!

And WHERE did Providence come into this? There's MORE of us now?! What is HAPPENING?!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

I'M MATCHMAKER'S HUSBAND!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

GOD FORBID A TRIANGLE GROW HIS POLYCULE!!!!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A POLYCULE!?!?!?

[matchmakerbillcipher]

?!?! SINCE I WAS DATING YOU?? DID YOU FORGET IM ALSO WITH FORD????

[matchmakerbillcipher]

OOC: I'm dying here! 😂

matchmaker wants MORE BOYFRIENDS!!!

[love-god-bill-cipher]

You and @matchmakerbillcipher should either make out or fight to the death

Look,

I'm all for professional networking, but "MAKE OUT OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH" is a TERRIBLE first meeting strategy!

HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY BLOG?!

Besides, I don't see why two queens can't maximize their slay! There's enough lonely beings across the multiverse for BOTH of us!

I'll reach out, we'll have coffee, discuss methodologies like CIVILIZED interdimensional entities!

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

LETS MAKE OUT!!!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

EXCUSE ME!?!?

[love-god-bill-cipher]

WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD ON!

I said COFFEE and PROFESSIONAL NETWORKING!

hat puffing confused mix of glitter and black smoke

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

Boundaries! Consent!

We don't even KNOW each other yet! What's your methodology?! Your success rate? Do you have a CERTIFICATE?!

This is EXACTLY the kind of rushing into things I tell people NOT to do!

And WHERE did Providence come into this? There's MORE of us now?! What is HAPPENING?!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

I'M MATCHMAKER'S HUSBAND!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

GOD FORBID A TRIANGLE GROW HIS POLYCULE!!!!

[love-god-bill-cipher]

You and @matchmakerbillcipher should either make out or fight to the death

Look,

I'm all for professional networking, but "MAKE OUT OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH" is a TERRIBLE first meeting strategy!

HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY BLOG?!

Besides, I don't see why two queens can't maximize their slay! There's enough lonely beings across the multiverse for BOTH of us!

I'll reach out, we'll have coffee, discuss methodologies like CIVILIZED interdimensional entities!

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

LETS MAKE OUT!!!

[allseeing-eyeofprovidence]

EXCUSE ME!?!?

[matchmakerbillcipher]

YOU CAN JOIN IF YOU WANT

[matchmakerbillcipher]

Multi-dimensional ship!

Fiddleford/Wheeljack

Yay or Nay?

SURE!

[love-god-bill-cipher]

You and @matchmakerbillcipher should either make out or fight to the death

Look,

I'm all for professional networking, but "MAKE OUT OR FIGHT TO THE DEATH" is a TERRIBLE first meeting strategy!

HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY BLOG?!

Besides, I don't see why two queens can't maximize their slay! There's enough lonely beings across the multiverse for BOTH of us!

I'll reach out, we'll have coffee, discuss methodologies like CIVILIZED interdimensional entities!

COMMUNICATION FIRST!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

LETS MAKE OUT!!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

You and Sixer should make out

DAMN STRAIGHT!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW, MATCHY! YURI OR YAOI!?

@allseeing-eyeofprovidence

AUUUUHHH!!! I DONT KNOOWWW!!!!!!1

[matchmakerbillcipher]

SCREAM ALL YOU WANT! WE’LL GET AN ANSWER OUT OF YOU EVENTUALLY

STTOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

YURI OR YAOI YOU COWARD

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

You have to chose, bill

I CANT!!!!!!! I SHAN'T!!!!!

[matchmakerbillcipher]

which do you prefer, yuri or yaoi?

OH GOD DON'T MAKE ME PICK

[matchmakerbillcipher]

you'll never be the creamiest triangle

THATS PROVYS JOB!! I WOULDN'T WANT TO TAKE HIS TITLE