starrysage

[ptitsatart]

fey villainess 🥀

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[mindboogling]

I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[fandomsandhappiness]

starting a collection

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[viralfrog]

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[what-even-is-thiss]

The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

[darkvoidtrash]

Where can I see that? Or is it just you hallucinating Edward's?

[what-even-is-thiss]

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[beemovieerotica]

[heavensenthousepet]

if anyone ever cracks teleportation and/or ftl travel itll be long distance lesbians and girls whose friends are in other timezones

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[mmavverickk]

Dionysus as the god of chaos who’s been cut off from part of his domain so he leans into the other parts. Dionysus who can’t throw wild parties or indulge in a good wine but children are wild anyway so why not encourage it. Dionysus who catches the Stolls mid-prank and floats some more ideas their way and for some reason clean up takes a week instead of the expected two days. Dionysus helping prisoners escape in capture the flag and arming them with pinecones they can throw. Dionysus standing up mid-meal and announcing that dinner tonight was poisoned see you all in hell. Dionysus giving a nerf bow and arrow to the worst archer in Camp and aiming them at the arts n crafts class.

Chiron who thought he knew what it was like to be The Responsible Adult and then Dionysus shows up and suddenly oh no this is Real Stress.

[mmavverickk]

we also have god of theater Dionysus forcing the campers to put on a play every summer and starting an improv club. Dionysus who will let any camper get away with breaking any rule if they yes, and when he lectures them about it. Dionysus who will distract Chiron and the cabin counselors with a soliloquy while the younger kids sneak into the big house to move all of the furniture two inches to the left.

[oneheadtoanother]

[butchfagminotaur]

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

[butchfagminotaur]

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

[butchfagminotaur]

if you call someone a “masturbator” in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a “gooner” and you’ve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves

leftists need to fucking stop using the term “gooner” right fucking now

[butchfagminotaur]

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years