Well

[mathilaerke66]

sometimes i realize the only difference between a coma and how i spend my time is that i can flip myself

[kaczynskis-deactivated20210616]

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid

[mathilaerke66]

When people make those “I think about this once a day” how? How? How the fuck does anybody remember enough to think about the same thing every day?

[mathilaerke66]

Hot & spicy pringles are neither hot nor spicy but they are delicious

[mathilaerke66]

I have a question about the hotdog party!!

At what point does the food become sentient?

Because if a bag of flour is sentient but to it the hotdog buns is also sentient...

So at what point did the buns become sentient? Were the ingredients sentient in the process, and does that mean the buns was already traumatized by the process of becoming buns?

Or is it the packaging that makes the food sentient? And the buns have therefore not lived through the process of going in the oven to become bread?

Same question for the sausages considering they started out as an actual live animal...

[mathilaerke66]

I love the breaks in my zoom classes...

Gives me 10 minutes of guilt free napping in between my guilt ridden naps

[mathilaerke66]

I Can Think of other things that could receive that name...

Like a child perhaps

[strangers-have-the-best-candy]

[franksroom]

Do these just show up out of nowhere because I’ve never seen them come out of a package

[nostopdasgay]

i think they just spawn at the bottom of ever grandmother’s purse

[mathilaerke66]

I once found them in a dollar tree in Illinois

[5oil]

[mathilaerke66]

Thank you 😍

[chaoticmoronn]

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION

HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

[mathilaerke66]

Yeah guys it’s remy’s monster...... I mean ratatouille....

[girl-debord]

sorry, liberals, there’s only 0 genders

[bwitiye]

theres one gender and we have to share

[dykebarry-archive]

mom says it’s my turn on the gender

[mathilaerke66]

But if mom is mom isn’t she using the gender?

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[mathilaerke66]

Am i the only one who thought that the first person was smacking two pairs of panties together?

[peteyotterloop]

The book has all these little asides with a picture of Jon looking smug and I find this one especially ominous for some reason.

[mathilaerke66]

Anybody ever Think that what looks like his smug mouth is his nose and the little dot underneath is his mouth, and he just looks completely done? Or is that just me?

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[mathilaerke66]

[mathilaerke66]

What if one day Sam and Dean had a day of and Sam decided to get new furniture for the bunker! So he drags Dean to Ikea!

[mathilaerke66]

When i was smaller, because i lived in a small town, i always thought that getting food delivered was something that you could only do in the US. or in movies!

[weloveshortvideos]

[zombielovejuice-deactivated2020]

WE ALL KNOW THAT EMOTION

[adricapproved-deactivated201705]

UNMUTE THIS

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

I’m the dog

[emeraldbriar]

My emotion right now is this dog.

[eternalathlete]

Me today 

[mathilaerke66]

I'm in love with how accurate this is!