what my rotting bones will sing

xia | getting older | { currently stuck on Heated Rivalry }

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[corrya]

How it feels watching your tumblr mutuals engage in discourse about fandoms you've never heard of

[foxes-in-love]

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[iamoboe]

Crying I love them so much

[vraik]

"My good lady wife and I couldn't help noticing you across the boardwalk. Could we interest you in some vigorous sexual activity and possible murder?"

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[whimsical-laboratory-tragedy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[redstonedust]

nobody numa numas like they used to

[redstonedust]

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[fang-bait]

request from @legzsalad: "hi! In general whatever you want to make Lost Boys wise, (big fan of David lol) but maybe could they be wallpaper dimensions for phone backgrounds?"

this was a v fun request, thank you!! the phone-sized images can be downloaded here :)

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[machine-saint]

[ch3shir3-smile]

david try not to touch michael challenge: impossible

[ch3shir3-smile]

I FORGOT MY FAVORITE ONE

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺