Smile Like You Mean It

Beautiful chaos. She/her

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[unicorn-of-moonlight]

Can I adopt you two?

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

pls

[puszcza]

The Carpet Merchant, Jean-Léon Gérôme, 1887. detail

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

My kink? Knowing all the information

[talkgentlytome]

Whoever came up with this idea is a genius and has my eternal love.

[brokebackbianca-deactivated2020]

WHAT THE FUCK AHAHA

[blasianxbri]

what in the world 

[matigas-ang-ulo]

WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHAHA 

[lagonegirl]

this tweet is masterful

[stability]

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

Me doing anything

[314eater]

I thought this was Obama for a second???

Obama should do cooking shows

[matigas-ang-ulo]

F I N A L S W E E K

[matigas-ang-ulo]

Me: *a twenty-two-year-old adult, finishing up her last year of undergrad at a prestigious university & working 2 jobs* "there's a ~right~ way to put toilet paper on the roll holder???⁉️❓❕❗️❔???"

[boredpanda]

[whateverstop]

I’m sobbing omfg

[occultlylittlespace]

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

[onceland]

“Even though this year still has seven weeks left, I’m calling it early, 2016 has been the fucking worst.”

[lagonegirl]

source

‘He Just Smiled and Shot Both My Kneecaps’

Young native man from the Ojibwe nation, reports being openly targeted by a police officer using “non-lethal” weapons to cause serious harm.

“He shot me with a rubber bullet right in the belly button, and when I showed him that he had hurt me, he just smiled and shot both my kneecaps,” he said.

“I was tear gassed over 15 times, which made it hard to breathe and left my face burning for hours. I got hosed down with a water cannon in freezing temperatures leaving me hypothermic, and I was slammed into a barbed wire barricade out of panic caused by the police after a flash grenade was thrown and caught fire to a field,” said Cheyenne, a young native woman from Michigan, whose face was streaked with tear gas, and whose eyes were red and swollen.

read here

Yep. Thanksgiving. Native American Heritage Month. Celebrated in 2016 by encroaching on Native land and assaulting Native bodies.

It’s the traditional American way. 

Oh yeah its the time of year to be thankful, therefore give thanks for rubber bullets, tear gas, water / sound cannons, concussion grenades and the freedoms for a bunch of evil bastards to attack groups of unarmed people without the “legal” ability to defend themselves.

#NoDAPL #NativeAmerican #Thanksgiving #FuckThePolice #StayWoke

[trash-friend-blog]

You can donate money or supplies to help support protesters at this link: http://sacredstonecamp.org/donate/

[cyberscully]

not all heroes wear capes

[steezymofucka]

[gaywrites]

“15 Things Trans People Wish You Would Stop Saying To Them,” a Trans Awareness Week photo campaign from GLAAD exposing microaggressions against trans people. (via the Huffington Post)

[earthstory]

[applethefruit]

Some happiness to relieve u from all that stress

[beeishappy]

[thahalfrican]

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