Matilda Pettersson

UÅ

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[jewishbarbies]

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

[anathemaegg]

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

[jewishbarbies]

[jewishbarbies]

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

[bat-anon]

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

[digby-official]

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

[ariaste]

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

[pencilcat]

[cerastes]

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry

[cerastes]

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

[the-sapphic-raven]

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

[cerastes]

Every March 15th, this gets notes, so happy Ideas of Merch two kay twenty three.

[teathattast]

[the-light-of-stars]

Goncharov (1973) - variant poster 2

[anisource]

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[world-of-us-n-bowie]

Weird, Swedish class portrait

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Yes… ME!!!

[cinematech]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[swiftlybeingsteph]

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

[fervorrdream]

But I’m not naked 🥺

I’m wearing thigh highs

[wormbus-art]

I'm not easy to love!!

[ilikeit-art]

This Lyrebird is living in a zoo which has been under construction for a while and now it is imitating the sound of construction.

[piemels]

Neighbour behaviour

[bloomsbury]

cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby

listen to iron maiden, baby, with me 🎸🎶

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[weloveshortvideos]

[theendofbad]

Idiot boy

[ohifonlyx33]

free the little idiot man

[captain-snark]

what gets me is the casual paw lick 

[garbage-empress]

cats suddenly grooming themselves casually when they have obviously fucked up is the cat equivalent of “i meant to do this.”

[hp-up]

TWINK FROM PAPER MARIO

[darthyolk]

[hp-up]

BLOCKED AND REPORTED

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

[keke-i]