Maybe neighbor!Curtis can ask you to join him for dinner. He just happened to get more groceries than he needed. 😏 Totally by accident 🤭 He wasn't trying to come up with an excuse to get to know you or anything. 😏😌
In my mind, he is not dark, just shy 🥺 though, we both know you wouldn't mind the dark 😌🤭😏
And what a devastatingly delicious lineup you’ve given me! 😮💨🤌🏻
Happily Ever After: Nomad Steve - This Steve, perhaps more than any Steve, deserves a happily ever after and allll the love 🥺 Jaded daddy done dirty by those closest to him. After so much self-sacrifice. So I shall sweep him away to an idyllic lake house in the middle of nowhere where he can enjoy peace for the first time in his life. And also lots of orgasms. I’ll be 🧎🏻♀️constantly for this man.
One Night Stand: Ari - This man has my full permission to blow out my back and leave no hole unconquered. You know this slutty mcslut would be a top tier lay, and I’d mourn the fact that it’s one night only tbh 🥲
Epic Regret: Curtis - Because its Prized Possesion!Curtis, and I’m scared 😳
Nomad Steve 🥺 He deserves peace, love and a happily ever after without feeling like he is being selfish or all that can be taken at any moment. 🥺 Once he relaxes, he'd be a menace in the best way possible. 🤭🥹🥰 He'd have you 😶🌫️ every chance he gets. 😏
One night stand with Ari would be unforgettable. 😭
Slutty mcslut had me cackling. 🤣 That should be Ari's caller ID. 😆
Not PP!Curtis!! 😧☠️ On my way to break you out 🔪🔪🔪
I love the way you think, and I apologize in advance for being so predictable…
Happily Ever After: Curtis - But OF COURSE I am picking my buzzed cut beloved as my HEA 😌 I just feel like Curtis would be so doting in his very quiet way 🥺 Like you never need to ask him to do anything, he’s just reliable and thoughtful and does it all. Leaky faucet? Fixed before you remember to tell him about it. You never run out of milk or eggs. When you mention you think you may be getting sick, you come home to homemade soup for dinner and restocked cold supplies and also Curtis constantly touching the back of his hand to your forehead with a 🥺 look to make sure you aren’t getting a fever. HE’S A KEEPER 😤
One Night Stand: Colin - One can only assume he has a queue of ladies lining up for a reason, so you may as well join in on the fun 😏
Epic Regret: Cole - Cole can’t always get his happy ending, and neither can you, since he has you locked in the spare barn on his family’s property until your new basement home is complete 🫠
Pound Town babes!!!! 😍 I love them and miss them. Thank you for including them! Hoe’kay, let’s see herrrrr…
Oh em geee, this is actually so hard because I want all of them as a happily ever after 😭😭😭
I’ve been bamboozled!! 🥲
Okay. I’m fine. This is fiiiiine.
Happily Ever After: Ari + Andy - I have to go with my beardy husbands here because I just love them and their dynamic so much, and for me personally, god do I need some super soft caretakers in my life 🥲
One Night Stand: Jake + Curtis - If you’re gonna have a one night stand, hopefully it’s memorable in a good way, and this duo would give you that. You have the more serious and stoic Curtis who has a surprisingly gentle touch despite his resting murder face, and Jake the excited sunshine boi who is so game for anything and vibrating with excitement. They would take such good care of you, and it would be something special—to see their dynamic firsthand 🥺
Epic Regret: Steve - I only regret that I cannot marry him and have a happily ever after with him too 😤 Good thing I know a sassy omega who will steal his whole heart 😌🤭
Happily Ever After: Ransom - Obviously I need to pick my sweatered husband here 😌 He may start off hemming and hawing about labels and commitment and how this is just fun, but you’re gonna lock that boy down so much quicker than either of you expect. He’s gonna be possessive and chuffed and high key ✨obsessed✨with you, for eternity ☺️
One Night Stand: Johnny - I think it would be a fun time and you’d walk away not feeling regretful or attached. Almost like getting freaky with a friend and then being like: thank you, byyyye 👋🏻 lol
Epic Regret: Lloyd - Especially if he’s a scary Lloyd. He comes off so charming and funny at first. Maybe he even waits to approach you until you’re a couple of drinks in at the bar. Which is intentional. Definitely rocks your world and probably does some things that are new to you And then you wind up in his basement before you even realize what’s happening 🥲
I'm waiting for a your-life inspired story where Reader moves to a dream little house, and there are deers coming close, and one time there was a hedgehog in the bushes, and it's all cosy and peaceful.
Now, does she meet a quiet, reserved neighbour? Or a charming man at the nearby town's summer festival? Or maybe a divorced man who often takes treks/jogs through the woods near your house?
Evaaaaaa! I love my new home so much! The other day, a lil fawn was running around the backyard 🥹 And there are soooo many birds here!! And my landlord was telling me about a groundhog and two babies on the property too 🤭
As for your question 👀 I mean. How about all three? Can this be a modern twist on Goldilocks & the Three Bears? 🤣 I need to ::ahem:: sample them all to determine all three are jusssst right. Especially at the same time 😏
I don't have much time today so all creativity lies with you. Who is he and how do you fall into his clutches?
xoxo Wetnessday anon 💦
Hi, lovey!!!! Thank you so much for still dropping by even during a busy week 🥹 You’re a gem ❤️
I’m laughing because the thot I have for this isn’t dark at all. You’re not in Andy’s clutches, in fact!! You wish you were 😤
I’m imagining that you two are established, and Andy has been soooo immersed in work lately due to a big case that he’s been pretty MIA ☹️
And you are feeling neglected 😤
But also horny and a little mischievous, so when you find yourself alone in bed again, you decide to do something about it 👀
Even from downstairs in his office, Andy can hear the noises trickling from the bedroom. The buzz of your favorite toy. Your soft moans and breathless keens.
It’s when you cry his name even though he’s obviously, sadly not involved in your one woman show, that Andy shoves away from his desk and stalks upstairs.
Work completely forgotten 😌
That gif is him standing over the side of the bed gristling at you for being such a menace.
You’re so ☺️ about it, too. “Yeah well what are you gonna do about it?” Tossing your toy aside and letting your legs fall open so Andy can see the shine of your arousal gleaming on your skin. “I am feeling woefully unsatisfied, Mr. Barber. Help a girl out?”
And my goodnessss, does he.
Andy definitley starts on his knees, his face buried in your cunt, which he doesn’t stop expertly eating until he’s wrung three orgasms from you 💅🏻 Then you’ll get his cock, honey.
Giggling at the idea of uncle Ari giving advice to his niece (maybe Jake's daughter) how she should ask a guy to get tested before going further with him, because he might be the slutty one, and when she asks who was the slut in his friends group he innocently says "Steve" 🤣
Giggling at the idea of uncle Ari giving advice to his niece (maybe Jake's daughter) how she should ask a guy to get tested before going further with him, because he might be the slutty one, and when she asks who was the slut in his friends group he innocently says "Steve" 🤣
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