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@matildasloves
It’s so beyond rude that in order to eat dinner, I must first cook dinner ☹️
Maybe neighbor!Curtis can ask you to join him for dinner. He just happened to get more groceries than he needed. 😏 Totally by accident 🤭 He wasn't trying to come up with an excuse to get to know you or anything. 😏😌
In my mind, he is not dark, just shy 🥺 though, we both know you wouldn't mind the dark 😌🤭😏
Siri, I love this HOE-shenanigan 🤭
Curtis
Nomad Steve
Ari
😈
Hehehe thank you 🤭❤️
And what a devastatingly delicious lineup you’ve given me! 😮💨🤌🏻
Happily Ever After: Nomad Steve - This Steve, perhaps more than any Steve, deserves a happily ever after and allll the love 🥺 Jaded daddy done dirty by those closest to him. After so much self-sacrifice. So I shall sweep him away to an idyllic lake house in the middle of nowhere where he can enjoy peace for the first time in his life. And also lots of orgasms. I’ll be 🧎🏻♀️constantly for this man.
One Night Stand: Ari - This man has my full permission to blow out my back and leave no hole unconquered. You know this slutty mcslut would be a top tier lay, and I’d mourn the fact that it’s one night only tbh 🥲
Epic Regret: Curtis - Because its Prized Possesion!Curtis, and I’m scared 😳
Nomad Steve 🥺 He deserves peace, love and a happily ever after without feeling like he is being selfish or all that can be taken at any moment. 🥺 Once he relaxes, he'd be a menace in the best way possible. 🤭🥹🥰 He'd have you 😶🌫️ every chance he gets. 😏
One night stand with Ari would be unforgettable. 😭
Slutty mcslut had me cackling. 🤣 That should be Ari's caller ID. 😆
Not PP!Curtis!! 😧☠️ On my way to break you out 🔪🔪🔪
Curtis, Cole, Colin! Triple C for this hoe game!
I love the way you think, and I apologize in advance for being so predictable…
Happily Ever After: Curtis - But OF COURSE I am picking my buzzed cut beloved as my HEA 😌 I just feel like Curtis would be so doting in his very quiet way 🥺 Like you never need to ask him to do anything, he’s just reliable and thoughtful and does it all. Leaky faucet? Fixed before you remember to tell him about it. You never run out of milk or eggs. When you mention you think you may be getting sick, you come home to homemade soup for dinner and restocked cold supplies and also Curtis constantly touching the back of his hand to your forehead with a 🥺 look to make sure you aren’t getting a fever. HE’S A KEEPER 😤
One Night Stand: Colin - One can only assume he has a queue of ladies lining up for a reason, so you may as well join in on the fun 😏
Epic Regret: Cole - Cole can’t always get his happy ending, and neither can you, since he has you locked in the spare barn on his family’s property until your new basement home is complete 🫠
HE’S A KEEPER 😤
This is next to Curtis in the dictionary. 😌
But seriously, doting Curtis is so dreamy. 🥹😍🥰
HOE
let's do the pound town babes :) :
Ari + Andy
Steve
Jake + Curtis
Pound Town babes!!!! 😍 I love them and miss them. Thank you for including them! Hoe’kay, let’s see herrrrr…
Oh em geee, this is actually so hard because I want all of them as a happily ever after 😭😭😭
I’ve been bamboozled!! 🥲
Okay. I’m fine. This is fiiiiine.
How could we ever regret any of these PT!babes?? 😩😭 or have just one night stand?? 🥺
They all get happily ever after 😤
You're so strong for picking 🫡
LLOYD JOHNNY RANSOM
I dont think i can answer this one
Ohhhh this was an easy one for me!!!
Happily Ever After: Ransom - Obviously I need to pick my sweatered husband here 😌 He may start off hemming and hawing about labels and commitment and how this is just fun, but you’re gonna lock that boy down so much quicker than either of you expect. He’s gonna be possessive and chuffed and high key ✨obsessed✨with you, for eternity ☺️
One Night Stand: Johnny - I think it would be a fun time and you’d walk away not feeling regretful or attached. Almost like getting freaky with a friend and then being like: thank you, byyyye 👋🏻 lol
Epic Regret: Lloyd - Especially if he’s a scary Lloyd. He comes off so charming and funny at first. Maybe he even waits to approach you until you’re a couple of drinks in at the bar. Which is intentional. Definitely rocks your world and probably does some things that are new to you And then you wind up in his basement before you even realize what’s happening 🥲
Thanks for playing 🤭❤️
Happily ever after with Ransom sounds so good. 🥹🥰
Johnny ☺️
Scary Lloyd 👀 Yep, total regret... totally... so scary... what kind of basement? 👀 Kidding. 😅
Me over here planning a birthday event that has an element I think y’all are gonna loooooove 🤭
All the hoes gathering 😌🤭
if you get horny out of the blue it’s because you and that fictional man are fucking in his universe btw
Help me decide what to write next!
(Stories for these babes are linked below in case you’re new to any of them)
Who should I write next?
Diner Owner!Curtis
Superior AI!Steve
Mob Enforcer!Ari
All In (Diner Owner!Curtis)
Defense Mode (Superior AI!Steve)
Redirect (Mob Enforcer!Ari)
Guard dog Steve my beloved 🥰
i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you
I'm waiting for a your-life inspired story where Reader moves to a dream little house, and there are deers coming close, and one time there was a hedgehog in the bushes, and it's all cosy and peaceful.
Now, does she meet a quiet, reserved neighbour? Or a charming man at the nearby town's summer festival? Or maybe a divorced man who often takes treks/jogs through the woods near your house?
Evaaaaaa! I love my new home so much! The other day, a lil fawn was running around the backyard 🥹 And there are soooo many birds here!! And my landlord was telling me about a groundhog and two babies on the property too 🤭
As for your question 👀 I mean. How about all three? Can this be a modern twist on Goldilocks & the Three Bears? 🤣 I need to ::ahem:: sample them all to determine all three are jusssst right. Especially at the same time 😏
Also:
Quiet, reserved neighbor = Curtis
Charming man at the summer festival = Ari
Divorced jogger = Andy
My body is ready 🫦
So happy to hear you love your new home!! 🥰And the animal bebes!!! 🥹 So cute 🥹🥰
That is a nice selection of bears. 😏🤭 I'm sure you'll have a great time sampling them. 😌
Happy Wetnessday 💦
How are you? I am OK!
I don't have much time today so all creativity lies with you. Who is he and how do you fall into his clutches?
xoxo Wetnessday anon 💦
Hi, lovey!!!! Thank you so much for still dropping by even during a busy week 🥹 You’re a gem ❤️
I’m laughing because the thot I have for this isn’t dark at all. You’re not in Andy’s clutches, in fact!! You wish you were 😤
He has some making up to do. 😤 And it'll help his mood, too. 😏 He should thank us for being such a menace and distracting him. 😌🤭
a progression of steve’s injuries | for @fluffystevefest day 2: hurt
Giggling at the idea of uncle Ari giving advice to his niece (maybe Jake's daughter) how she should ask a guy to get tested before going further with him, because he might be the slutty one, and when she asks who was the slut in his friends group he innocently says "Steve" 🤣
Steve:
The rest of the group:
As if anyone could be a bigger slut than Mr. I Sleep Naked and Like to Wear Tiny Shorts. 🤭🤣
Exactly 🤭
Ari claiming he's not the sluttiest one while he's standing there in an unbuttoned shirt and tight ass shorts 😆
Steve:
Ari: "I don't see how that's related."
Meanwhile, Johnny: "Actually, I'm the sluttiest."
Ari and Steve: "No."
Giggling at the idea of uncle Ari giving advice to his niece (maybe Jake's daughter) how she should ask a guy to get tested before going further with him, because he might be the slutty one, and when she asks who was the slut in his friends group he innocently says "Steve" 🤣
Steve:
The rest of the group:
As if anyone could be a bigger slut than Mr. I Sleep Naked and Like to Wear Tiny Shorts. 🤭🤣
CHRIS EVANS AS ANDY BARBER
DEFENDING JACOB (2020)