soft & sweet

[ffdsfdfs]

This is how hurricanes start.

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[rickrude-deactivated20231031]

Annoying everyone with my new obsession

[hellbabyfromhell]

TONIGHT… WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE BONG

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[primordial-boy-soup]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[kibumkim]

“1,000,000 feet”

[feistiest]

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

[fwizard]

whats the mood for mid-april

[romcommunist]

[nick-avallone]

Y’all are awfully communist for a bunch of people who hate group projects

[rotoloboi]

[godblum]

Winnie the Pooh deciding his outfit: this is more of a pussy out look

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[fredersen]

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

[moonxchilddx-blog]

Baby bat sleep over yes please

[the-cortex]

[peachtearsb]

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

When a project is due and you have no executive function but are also terrified of failure