The Props Matt-ster

Hey. I'm Matt. I don't update a lot, but here ya go. I've been a theater technician and a machinist, and I once turned a bunch of people on Tina Belcher...

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[aristocratic-android]

NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

[slimetony]

if I see any love or affection on my dash you are blocked and banned from my local bowling alley. im friends with the manager

[thatll-do]

don’t you need some level of affection in order to be friends with said manager?

[slimetony]

Trent, the manager of out local Bowland, owes me a lifedebt, after I rescued him from that machine that picks up the pins. It burdens him and if given the chance he would have me killed. Our bond serves me and me alone.

[smbc-comics]

[we-kant-even]

Philosophers:

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

“the second picture, of her sister being eaten by a shark, was a gift.”

[flavoracle]

A true gift to humanity.

[timetravelingdwarf]

CONGRATULATIONS AMERICA!!

[huggingthehorse-blog]

[perpetuallight]

(I work in an all-LED venue)

[wwinterweb]

Funny Dog Snapchats (see 12 more)

[emperor-of-roses]

its really funny how like, pikachu has been the obvious moneymaker for pokemon throughout its history, and they’ve tried to replicate this without success ever since. trying each gen to hit on that perfect mascot formula

and finally after a series of unsuccessful and generally unmemorable clumsy pikachu ripoffs, nintendo comes out with a pokemon… whose entire concept is boldfacedly, ‘clumsy pikachu ripoff’

and everyone fucking loves it

[sanicdahegehog]

[corbitgun]

What the fuck

[blackmodel]

…..GOODNIGHT

[excima]

plankton thick as fuck tho……..

[bongcop]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

to: [email protected]

subject: what the fuck

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[daily-dose-of-doggo]

[messybonafide]

@danny-lawrences

[readyoncurtain]

Perfectionists should not be scenic artists!

Screams our technical director as I enter hour 6 of painting these damn marble columns (via readyoncurtain)

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

I keep my money in bofa

[whatsittoyabub]

what’s bofa

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

bank of america

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[hellspawnen]

[uwuculture-blog]

What about you, Piglet? What’s it going to be? Loyalty to your country, or loyalty to me? Your country, or your old mentor? The mission, or your beliefs? Your duty to your unit, or your personal feelings? You don’t know the truth yet. But sooner or later you’ll have to choose.