Come see my garden of magic.

Okay, my manager says it'd be alright to introduce myself. So, uh, I'm Matt Engarde. (Independent Matt Engarde rp blog.) M!A: None. But open. Current Location: Home.

[mattengarden]

i can't believe matt engarde/jiro is the cutest thing

clutches chest. crumples into a ball. starts crying

[mattengarden]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

"Not being sent italian cuisine when I'm trying to fucking be in an 11 year coma?"

[mattengarden]

SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL SPICIE MEATBALL

"WHAT THE FUCK?????? ANOTHER ONE?"

[mattengarden]

Matt groans, cracking his eyes open and flipping over in his bed to slap for his phone, hand hitting the bed multiple times before landing on his phone he'd discarded the night prior. He squints at the influx of messages his phone has lit up with.

"What the fuck...? What does that even mean?"

[mattengarden]

JUST TO CLARIFY i do not remember jack shit that was happening plot wise for matt besides the whump amputee stuff. GOODDDD that was so fun ;0; if any of yall wanna roleplay with a base-level matt >w>; i am Here

because i WOULD continue off of what was happening but. what even was happening here

[mattengarden]

holy shit! its been 11 years! hi guys! if anyone is still around! i miss when i used to make 50 billion roleplay accounts.

[charmingjinxie-deactivated20180]

"Oh, I pity you… I don’t know anyone with scars.. but you’re brave! You survived!"

[mattengarden]

"I survived, damaged, but grateful. I lost more than just my pretty looks--but it's still best to stay positive, right?"

[allthephoenixwrights]

"To little old me? Not much, just a treacherous little piece of paper, is all. You didn’t hear? It was all over the news… or maybe it wasn’t, for you."

(Not that I care anymore, even if this guy knows. I’ve been disbarred for years now.)

"… I know what you mean. It’s not pathetic to realize that."

(… Trucy… I hope she’s doing ok… …)

"… Is that the same cat you had before?"

[mattengarden]

"I didn't, dude. I've been in and out of the hospital over the past few years, I haven't really been up to date regarding a lot of stuff."

"It's pathetic in a way. It took me so long to realize I had to be grateful for what I have. I'm grateful for the limbs I've managed to keep. Mmh." He made an audible noise as his fingers stroked through the small cat's fur.

"Yeah. This is still Shoe. He's still like a kitten, really." As he spoke of his cat, a smile crept onto his lips, his eyes half lidded as he gazed down at the purring fluffball.

[charmingjinxie-deactivated20180]

[ mattengarden ]

"Why do you only have one eye showing…? Did…did a foul being gouge the other one out?"

[mattengarden]

"A foul being clawed it. So it's scarred over, it scares people, so I hide it."

"You understand, don't you?"

[oomgawara-blog]

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Oh, and all our favorite Cali phrases are here too, such as ”the most smooth”, “rad,” and sw-

…s-swood?

THEY JUST COULDN’T STOP ME, I’m j- I’M GOING ALL UP ON THE ROOFTOPS

SWOOD THIS! SWOOOOOD THAT

Just fuck it, y’know?

[allthephoenixwrights]

"Oh."

(… How’d I miss something like that? Oh, well. I can’t imagine him doing much anymore, but… he’s crafty, or was.)

"… What happened to you, Engarde? I’d be surprised if your cute little kitty got mad enough to claw limbs off," he jests casually, sipping at his bottle of grape juice. 

[mattengarden]

"Even if I, or he, wanted to do something, We'd be unable. I need help just moving around nowadays."

"And it's.."

"A long story, dude. Shoe didn't do it. The real question is, what the hell happened to you."

He'd carefully trace his fingers over Shoe's back, smiling as Shoe rolls over to paw at his fingers.

"It could be worse. I'm lucky for what I have and I'm..kind of just starting to really realize that, no matter how pathetic that sounds, dude."

[fillingboxes]

Tell my muse their fatal flaw in your muse's eye.

[mattengarden]

im so proud i was such a great dahlia

[allthephoenixwrights]

mattengarden

"… It figures that I’d run into you eventually, but weren’t you at least arrested?"

[mattengarden]

"I served my time as long as I needed to." He'd retort, rubbing his singular hand over his own neck. 

"I got what I deserved--I mean, i'm rendered to a wheelchair. I can't do much damage anymore, now can I."

He'd draw his hand over his cat's back, smiling a bit to himself. 

[mattengarden]

be back in a lil bit, im getting my puppy today :')

[mattengarden]

ϟ

"Do you love me?"

(wow right away here we go)

[somnambulistsedge]

"animals do not belong in human affairs period." she shook her head, sternly.

[mattengarden]

"I agree. At least we can agree on something."