MatterL

Non-Binary 29 INFP Scorpio A fox

[dogpuppy]

[littleguysdaily]

[f3v3r-dr3am]

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

[clownboybebop]

[littleguysdaily]

[picture-scrungler]

[littleguysdaily]

[wyrmoftheweb]

[littleguysdaily]

[thebelovedlion]

[paintbrushofthetoontown]

[littleguysdaily]

[blueburied]

please.

[littleguysdaily]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[littleguysdaily]

[alchemyandmagic]

[littleguysdaily]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt

[littleguysdaily]

[terrania]

[littleguysdaily]

[theribthatgrewback]

@i-make-images-moldy

[i-make-images-moldy]

tumblr reinvents "expand dong"

[virovirokun-has-adhd]

@thisdastampdoesnotexist

[blogname214]

[littleguysdaily]

[molten222-deactivated20251128]

[littleguysdaily]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[tartrazeen]

I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully

Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie

[littleguysdaily]

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

listening to phil collins

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[r5h]

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/

[bralsra-deactivated20250108]

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[dogpuppy]

[cloudabserk]

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

[cambriancrew]

[segamascott]

[borderlands-disorder]

[qqchurch]

huh.

[theblimpfruit]

saw this follow-up

[dateamonster]

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[nudityandnerdery]

Okay, so, three things.

First, the Evan Longoria one is fake fake fake. Because screw that guy. It’s for an ad. All the rest of them? 100% real.

Second, Randy Johnson retired from baseball and took up photography. He does a bunch of concert photography and race cars and he’s pretty good, you can check out his website here. But that’s not why I’m talking about him here. It’s because this is his logo:

Yeah, that poor bird still isn’t getting away with it.

Third. Let’s talk about Japanese baseball, particularly this play by Masato Akamatsu.

[heartremembers]

I don’t even care for sports much, but gotta give these men some respect!

[grannythots-deactivated20190917]

Japanese baseball is insane. I don’t watch that often but some of those players could single-handedly win the MLB’s World Series. Alone. 

RIP Jose Fernandez. He was the Marlins pitcher who caught the ball in the second gif and he tragically passed away about a year ago. Very sad. :( Ugh, whenever I see that gif I feel sad now. 

And finally the first gif is Luis Guillorme, he’s a prospet for my Mets. And he’s quite the badass. 

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]