Ultimate Girlfailure

Sophia :D She/Her, 22 Hater of the US government IBS Warrior

[shubidubisweets]

personally i think they should make more blonde and annoying ukes that suck they're my fav

[goldengenuflexion]

Eric's face when some one else is the one spoiling things 😂

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[tomatoinyourgarden]

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

[berrytart]

Feminists … have fought… for the right … to use Botox…..

[chaaistheanswer]

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

[inknose]

flirtingggggg

[tenowls]

drawing black water arc myself bc the donghua may never get up to it part... 3...? from vol4 ch54 hehehe

[moonnogginn]

"That tight pair of black boots on a pair of long legs was a sight pleasing to the eyes, and it reminded Xie Lian of a different pair that walked with him at Mount Yujun."

[inknose]

urgent questions

[pakhnokh]

Tun dun dun! :O

[whorerific]

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything

[shitpostingkats]

Wei Wuxian: Yeah I probably sound soooo evil living in a place called "The Demon Quelling Cave" but I actually call it that because it's where I go to bed! And since I'm a demon, when I'm asleep I am "quelled", ya'know? It's a little joke haha :)

Lan Zhan: I see. And the so-called "Pool of Blood"?

Wei Wuxian: Yeah we keep the pool of blood right over here.

[lunnitavaldez]

This joke has been stuck in my head for weeks

[scampvamp]

yes I’m having my birthday party on June 7th yes I’m making all my friends dress up as vampires and watch the premier of season 3 with me yes you’re invited dm for addy

[madi69696]

The heart of Secretinsk

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system