The Official Tumblr of Mattsthirdtimelucky

itsa me! giraffe boy! I am not speedyowl152 idk what you're talking about.

[goodsprings]

please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe

[cyndaquilism]

[memeuplift]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[transcyberism]

imagine your brain and eyes have only just developed enough to be able to recognize faces and your parents put you in the Uncanny Face Room

[leafie-draws]

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

[cascadiarch]

manager: you're not wagging enough

[k-eke]

Shark friend

🦈❤️

[sandmandaddy69]

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[hanavbara]

mean girls as anime 💖💋💄

happy october 3rd!✨

[furfag]

what is really more embarrassing, wearing a fursuit and pretending to be an animal or wearing clothes and pretending not to be

[wynterwulf7]

@funnier-as-a-nonhuman

[funnytwittertweets]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i'm sorry I put your boyfriend in the hydraulic press when you told me to watch him while you went in the store. my youtube channel was really low on views. yes i'll be attending the funeral and it's worth pointing out you can save money on a casket since he's fully flat now

[le-pokerus]

[maburito]

[shadowkixx]

Ultra Necrozma: *exists* that Seaking:

[takashi0]

[itsgeauxtime-deactivated2023082]

“Really? You wear that hat with that top? That’s what you’re wearing to my

ascension?”

[sagihairius]

Spotify wrapped

[kcggggg]

So………….. this is wild, right? Weird? I am working with Funko in an official capacity to make the “this is fine dog” into a dang pop figure. It’s on pre-order right now! And it’s real (real photo included of the prototype they sent me).

Funko has been cool to work with! They let me do the background art for the box and said it was fine that the copyright is “KC GREEN FOREVER.” They seemed to enjoy working on this with me, so yeah. I can’t change your mind about all funkos forever, but I think this one captures the original feeling of the character well.

Well! If you’re down, they’re available for preorder right here! 

[arekuruu-ac]

So…if I’M a human…what the fuck is this a model of.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

here then ungrateful ass

[sook-hee]

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now: