Random_Human @randomhuman45 - Tumblr Blog

pukicho

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

candycornstudios

fuck Lockheed Martin all my homies hate Cocksneed Shartin

porcyworld

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

porcyworld

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

mountainrusing

we’re friends who are going to live together until we die without romance or sex. any questions.

bidulgie

au where everythings the same except Danny has access to smartphones and unfiltered internet memes in 2026

Inspired from this post

terraswallows

Transitioning do be like this...

veeveeveeveeveeveevee

Do knights of Guinevere fans still exist? I barely see any posts related to it

I think she looks a bit goofy in my artstyle but I love her

sabertoothwalrus

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

sabertoothwalrus

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

ailithnight

sabertoothwalrus

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

sabertoothwalrus

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

unique-ones-enlightened

thesylverlining

I wish more people got this because some ‘low-empathy’ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when that’s taken to mean ‘unfeeling and probably hostile’ when nothing could be further from the truth

moringmark

arielluva

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

sailatina3

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

dingdongyouarewrong

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

averagejoey2000

dingdongyouarewrong

well damn . egg on my face

dingdongyouarewrong

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

averagejoey2000

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

averagejoey2000

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

averagejoey2000

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

averagejoey2000

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.