*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
AnasAbdin
trying on a metaphor
d e v o n
i don't do bad sauce passes

pixel skylines
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shark vs the universe
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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izzy's playlists!
Today's Document

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

Origami Around

Discoholic 🪩

blake kathryn

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@dude-bro-tm
*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
oompa loompa doopity dare
the court finds you breached your duty of care
oompa loompa doopity disk
that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
oompa loompa doopity do
only a partial judgment for you
Oompa loompa doopity doubt,
The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…
(SLAM) (SLAM)
THROWNITY OUT!
Conversations I think sakuatsu has had
Atsumu: Omi, stop groping my chest.
Kiyoomi: Why?
Atsumu: Omi.
hmmm
Item: Crocfists; I don’t know what Crocs are supposed to do but these do for your hands whatever the shoes do for your feet
attract insane amounts of pussy
Simu Liu did a tiktok about his name pronunciation and I found this comment
This man is a fucking legend I don't give a shit about anyone else
trying and hilariously failing to participate in bdsm with harry houdini
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr
every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!
LOVE my new bone
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Please don’t hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there
(Don’t give me $599.99)
That’s not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.
If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.
Go. Do it.
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99
Recycled tumblr humor
10k notes
pun repeated in italics
“did you just” added
supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn
comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything
Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr
comment expressing utter hate for posts like these
Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS
what was old is apparently new again
comment tagging @hellsite-hall-of-fame
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”
i found it
the original post
i found it
this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.
I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.
Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil
I legally have to reblog this
I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.
I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend
just saw someone post “it’s common knowledge ur not supposed to spam reblog from someone ur not mutuals with” …..?????????? am i confused??? IS that common knowledge???? i try not to spam if i can help it but i actually personally love seeing spam notifs lmao??? unless i dont know what spam reblog means
Reblog if you like it when people “spam reblog” from you or whenever that means at any time
Honestly I love when I see a long of chain of likes and reblogs in my notifications from the same person, it makes me feel like I have earned a good grade in Tumblr.
Absolutely :P
Spam likes and reblog on me whenever you like XD
It would put a huge smile on my face to see those notifs~
Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time