Matthew Janik

The many muses of a guy from Guelph, Ontario. You'll find sci-fi, fantasy, music, movies, animals, comics, hilarity, pizza and some original music. Me. Ask

[zeciex]

 insp.

[matthewjanik]

Obi 1 cannoli

[whatshouldwecallme]

Pain tolerance: Men vs. Women

[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[matthewjanik]

[janiespinkteapot]

[larrywentworth-deactivated20200]

One of the best Monty Python sketches. 

[weloveshortvideos]

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[matthewjanik]

“I just want to clean the place, bethesda pls fix”

[matthewjanik]

More antics of Cullen Bohannon.

[matthewjanik]

Fallout selfies, including Mr. Bohannon at home on the railroad, on top of the world with dogmeat at the Corvega plant, and in Sanctuary.

[matthewjanik]

More Fallout 4 selfies. Modeled my character after Cullen Bohannon from AMC’s Hell on Wheels

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

Wait you can make your character look however you want?  I want to make myself.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Yes you can you can have acne and be fat or whatever the fuck you want

[12-g-deactivated20171009]

You telling me I’m fat and have acne?  I’ll have you know I ran half a mile today, shit dick

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

YEAH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT

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ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Fight me

[matthewjanik]

Well that escalated quickly.

[matthewjanik]

More Fallout 4 selfies. Modeled my character after Cullen Bohannon from AMC’s Hell on Wheels

[matthewjanik]

And so the adventure begins.

[sizvideos]

[squid-girl]

When you hungry af but the microwave is taking forever

[weloveshortvideos]

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly

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[caramon]

This makes me happy