Could I Be Anymore Chandler?

• Matthew Perry • London • Extremely skilled poet and dancer with a seemingly endless sense of longing. •

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[plazaornothing]

Oh great.

[matthewperryldn]

My thoughts exactly. What brings you here?

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[keatsrstrombergldn-blog]

Oh my God, it is you! Thanks!

[matthewperryldn]

Oh my God you're welcome. You could be the next CHandler Bing with those moves.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[jshraderlaw-deactivated20150802]

How many heart attacks did you cause huh? And I still can’t believe I’m talking to Chandler Bing, my list of things to do before dying finally got shorter haha.

[matthewperryldn]

There's been a few, mainly some old women but that's a story for another time. I don't want to be the cause of your heart attack though. Well believe it because it's happening and it's an honour to be stood in front of Katniss Everdeen! Really? I'm on the list? That's so awesome. Is there anything else on there I can help with? Like dressing up as scary clowns and scaring the crap out of people?

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[londonlara]

"Fantastic. You should rewrite all the songs to have ‘Bing’ in them. Even if it’s just a sound effect."

"Anyway, hello, I’m Lara. It’s really great to meet you, I’ve been watching Friends for years now. Big fan!"

[matthewperryldn]

I should! That would be epic. You should help me out, there's too many songs out there that need to be bingified.

"Hello Lara, the pleasure is all mine. Oh that's one I haven't heard before. I'm kidding, I'm glad you're a big fan. It was a great series - and I'm not just being bias there."

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[miss-caraa-d]

Oh bring it…it’s my favorite!!! Oh shut up…compared to you, i’m no one!! 

[matthewperryldn]

Mine too! A lot of people have come up to me and said that. Who knew that the Chandler dance would be so popular? That's not true! I've got the dorky dance moves and humor and you've got the classic humor and the super model looks. This could make a great TV show; like the Kardashian's but better.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[miss-caraa-d]

Well, lucky for you, i’m in London now…ready to fangirl over Matthew Perry, holy shit!! You’re Chandler!! 

[matthewperryldn]

Now I'm feeling lucky! Maybe it's time to break out the Chandler dance again! You can only fangirl over me if I can fanboy over you! Holy shit, you're Cara Delevingne!

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[miarhodes]

Well hey there! I hear we’re working on the same move. Welcome to London mate!

[matthewperryldn]

I heard that too man! Thanks man! I heard you just got in recently too? Welcome to London too! Since we're co-stars we should meet up sometime and hang out.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[emlybrwning-deactivated20201019]

If you said that in front of a person name London, things would be really awkward right now.

[matthewperryldn]

That's true. Not as awkward as my dance moves though. Actually, remind me to try that next time I meet a London.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[ambsheardldn]

Let me guess, you couldnt wait to say that line?

[matthewperryldn]

You called it! Isn't that the normal way to welcome yourself into your new city?

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[edward--stark-deactivated201508]

Am I allowed to call you Chandler Bing..? It’s so amazing to meet you!

[matthewperryldn]

Yes you may call me that...if it was 10 years ago. I'm kidding, of course you can call me Chandler Bing. It's so amazing to meet you too! I love you!...Well your work!

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[jshraderlaw-deactivated20150802]

Oh God I think I’m going to have a heart attack..

[matthewperryldn]

Oh no no no, don't do that. I can't be responsible for another heart attack. Jennifer Lawrence, it's great to finally meet you.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[keatsrstrombergldn-blog]

Oh my God! You’re Matthew Perry!

[matthewperryldn]

Oh my God, it's me! Nice dance moves kid.

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[miss-caraa-d]

Is this the part that i cry because i’m not in London and i can’t fangirl enough?

[matthewperryldn]

That's too bad. I was promised a model welcoming when I arrived. I'm so complaining to the ticket providers. Just kidding, where are you then if not in London?

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[xjuleshough-retired-deactivated]

Those are some Emmy-winning dance moves you get there. Welcome to London!

[matthewperryldn]

Why thank you mam! Oh my God, did I really just say that??

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.

[londonlara]

"Bing!"

"All joking aside, it’s my pleasure to welcome you to London."

[matthewperryldn]

"Cause if you like it you shoulda put a Bing on it!"

"I'll put the jokes away just this once...Thank you! It's great to be back here again."

[matthewperryldn]

London, I am in you.