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[catchymemes]

[shencomix]

[whattfevenisthis]

[matthieujean]

New YouTube Videos coming very, very soon. I promise this time!

Also! I’m looking to hire topic researches and animators! Get in touch!

[matthieujean]

It’s been a while and I’m sorry. New videos soon.

I am going to be doing a Q & A for an upcoming video - feel free to ask me absolutely anything, the more interesting or creative the better and your question will be included in the video.

I will also be doing a giveaway for up to three $50USD Amazon Gift Cards. If your question makes it into the video then you will have a chance to win.

You can ask on anon, but you won’t be able to win if your question is anonymous. There will be 1 gift card to giver away for ever 20 questions I receive BEFORE Saturday night (September 30th, 2017).

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[toomanyfandomstocountcx]

The ides of March have come

[silly-chubby-daddy-deactivated2]

The ides of March is upon us

[phiftycent]

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

[hertzwhales-deactivated20170304]

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

[56blogsstillcrazy]

SO DOPE

[protectblkwomen]

🙌🏾😊

[laurennohill-deactivated2017010]

awwwww this is so cute! 

[peanutbutterandjeri]

Awww!!!!

[skygenders]

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

[notvcreativename]

These literally never get old.

[xio-btsfanarts]

humility son, humility

[foleyisgod]

“Stand back, kid.”

[allisonpregler]

amazing

[ladygolem]

chaotic good

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[fuck--bullies-deactivated201607]

If you guys aren’t careful, you might end up giving these instruments an identity crisis. Just look what happened to the mandolin:

It doesn’t know if wants to be a guitar or a violin. I guess you can say it’s bi-string-sual

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[ileniagennari]

How can this be even possible

[fuck--bullies-deactivated201607]

Since no else from the programming side of Tumblr answered this yet, I’ll explain what’s happening here.

What we have here is called an “Integer overflow”. As you probably know, an integer is a whole number. When it comes to coding, numbers are stored in a virtual box called a variable. There are different kinds of variables for different kinds of data. When it comes to numbers, or integers, there are 5 common variable types, and the that is used depends on how big of a number you are going to store in it.

My guess is that Tumblr is using the “MEDIUMINT” integer type variable to hold the number of notes each post has. The maximum value an MEDIUMINT variable can hold is 8,388,607, which means that if a post gets more notes that that it causes an integer overflow, basically a crash, and as a result either a negative number or no number will be shown.

[funnypicturesposts]

“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

[neopolitanfox]

Chaotic good.

[merylsbussy]

[hotcomicsforcoolpeople]

necrosofty | dami_lee hotcomics.biz

[algrenion]

true story apparently im the “embarrassing mom” friend

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

I’m the grimes poster

[jovan]

I’m FKA Twigs

[modernday-siren]

@nicknamenyquil

[daddybearthings]

I’m the friend’s mismatched house shoes