Boosh Blabber

Hi I'm MattieBoosh, I used to make Vlogs, But now I just Tumbl around the internet like a homeless Bee!

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[mattieboosh]

All my tumblr friends.

follow me on twitter yo

[optimistictrainwreck]

📷: @speakingofchloe

[mattieboosh]

enchanting <3

[mattieboosh]

I have a fantasy football team now ... What has my life become #NFL #Alloutballers #ESPNFantasy

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[harrisonkitteridge-blog]

Reblogging because Roger is cute, and I can’t believe chain letters are still a thing.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[paprika]

[kadrey-deactivated20181203]

SCOUTING MERIT BADGES FOR COOL SHIT LIKE PRANK-CALLS, GRAVE-ROBBING AND ARSON!

See more here:

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/scouting_merit_badges_for_cool_shit_like_prank-calls_grave-robbing_and_arso

[jordannwitt]

This is my jam.

[culturenlifestyle]

The Strange Underwater World Of Jellyfish Captured by Dirk Weyer

Hamburg-based photographer Dirk Weyer reveals the mysterious world of jellyfish at the heart of the ocean with his mesmerizing photography series titled “Medusa”. Since the age of 8, when his father introduced him to the camera, Dirk has been passionately shooting beautiful images.

Keep reading

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Comet (2014)

“So… have you ever dreamt about me?”

[dajo42]

[takes off glasses to relax after a long day of having to see everything]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hide and Seek

[mankillercalledbunny]

Cat Camouflage

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catouflage

[kasueli]

why would someone reblog a photoset of everyday household things? so boring

[heijian]

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

[imaginary-friends-and-lost-calls]

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

[gabriel-picolo]

“#343 Flood”

[mattieboosh]

I think our internet may be down.

[luxlightly]

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

[moonblossom]

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

[pinkphilosopher-deactivated2020]

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

[mattieboosh]

Well fuck. Eye opening