Mattifying

weirdo gay stoner witch

[anna-milton]

Asoue characters as these antiques roadshow items

Klaus:

Sunny:

Violet:

Olaf:

Gustav:

Esmé:

The quagmires:

Jerome:

Carmelita:

Olafs troupe:

[dingusandsmartypants]

ASOUE as John Mulaney Quotes

Mr. Poe: 

Klaus: 

Sunny: 

Olaf: 

Carmelita: 

Isadora: 

Lemony: 

Duncan: 

Esme: 

Quigley: 

Violet: 

[vfdianua]

wait tho

pINstripes

aqueous martINis

herrINg houdINi

Things that are in just have “in” in them.

[firestarter-olaf]

the snicket file scene with toxic in the background

[rocktheholygrail]

I’m right here and dressed to kill.

[hyacinthlbridgerton]

Esmé Gigi Genevieve Squalor. Single. Single and loving it. Fabulously rich. Insanely attractive. The city’s fouth most important financial adviser, or something.

[lokiprincess]

Esmé Squalor in season 2 of A Series of Unfortunate Events.

[sakura-haruka]

Fabulously rich. Insanely attractive. 

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my birthdays in 20 days

[chrishallbeck]

[avatar--2002]

[wandasviz]

#same

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

[princessofbadvibes]

This is…quite convincing…

[freshmoviequotes]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[doctordisaster]

The United States of America (1865-2018)

[skipinouterspace]

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

[meanplastic]

literally who thought she would be good for this i’m SCREAMING

[ruinedchildhood]