Chill.

Hockey side blog

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

god I’m gonna miss them.

[zimbites]

So, I know we’re all in mourning but do you imagine how WILD it must be for the new group of Frogs to have JUST missed all that. Like some kid from the Midwest shows up and finds out that last year’s captain made national history, is engaged to the lead scorer and assistant captain of the Falcs THE Jack Zimmermann, and apparently has a book deal that sometimes may involve him showing up with half the Falcs staff to make JAM. 

[zimbites]

Chowder: Tater is stopping by later to pick up that jacket he left. 

Some 18 year old kid from Ohio: Tater? That’s a weird name. Is he alumni or something? 

Chowder getting ready to explain that being a part of SMH means sometimes professional hockey players show up and you just have to deal with it: So-

[zimbites]

It is really infinitely funny while Jack and Bitty Were Doing All That Wicke and Ollie were just chilling and being engaged in the background

[zimbites]

The gay spectrum of do you kiss your boyfriend on live national tv during his Stanley cup win to come out

Or

Reveal you got married by sending your friends photos from your honeymoon despite them never knowing you were even dating

[thunderhel]

Broke: Ollie and Wicks being together the entire time is a plot hole because Bitty’s entire story was about him coming out and it would be really strange for Ngozi to not mention that the two guys he was at samwell with for all four years were also gay and to leave out that dynamic

Woke: No one bothered to learn to tell Ollie and Wicks apart so they never bothered to tell anyone they were together out of spite

[thunderhel]

That picture at graduation of Ollie and Wicks staring lovingly at each other over Bitty’s head while his eyes were closed was a metaphor

[thunderhel]

Them writing their names on the card they sent to the Haus was incredibly passive aggressive

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[bodhirookes]

omgcp gang as ‘what.’ jokes

bitty: 

jack: 

shitty: 

lardo: 

holster: 

ransom:

nursey:

dex: 

chowder: 

[ fingers crossed that no one has done this before ]

[theyslayedthedragon]

The NHL Race to Sixteen Wins for April 24, 2019.

[coloradoavalanche]

YEAR OF THE WILD CARD

We love chaos. We love it a lot.

[zettersberg]

zac efron and sidney crosby are the same age and frankly i don’t know what to do with this information

[bjugstad27]

but which one of them has an emmy?

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

Auston Matthews draws a heart on his glove in his return to Arizona (02.16.19)

[james-rodriquez]

we don’t deserve mitch marner 💖💖

[werenski-deactivated20250730]

Bob McKenzie: Next time you take the boys to dinner, do you have to pay, or do you have to wait until the signing bonus kicks in on July 1 before you’re treating?

[itsybittle]

Honestly if you replied to that ad you deserve whatever you get

[anzekopistar]

Auston and Mitch as Cannon Dolls in The Nutcracker

[mitchski]

x

[mattcullen]

okay but in the holiday when jack black writes kate winslet a melody that sounds like her and says ‘i used only the good notes’??? the most romantic moment hollywood has ever produced

[jacobmarkstrom]

Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait