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he/him | transmasc | 19 this account is 18+ i will block you if there’s no age in ur bio

[mattsdae]

yo i don’t want to be rude but if ur an nsfw southpark writer pls don’t follow me lmao i don’t care if they’re aged up that shit makes me so uncomfortable

[adored-vanilla-shortcake]

Making this my new pfp now hehehe

[rockshrimp1989]

New pics from Getty!🤩

[rockshrimp1989]

Matt and Trey at Comedy Central's South Park FYC Event!!🤩

(Set 1)

[mattsdae]

we miss your mean!matt fics ☹️☹️

i’ve been working on a mean dom!matt fic off and on, but until then i’m gonna do some short one shots i like the idea of but will prob never fully write out

mean!matt x fem!reader where matt always takes his teasing too far. he absolutely loves seeing the tears well up in your eyes after he brings you near orgasm for the third time that day. he bends you over the kitchen counter, drags you into public bathrooms and through it all, he never even lets you cum. you finally ‘earn’ a ruined orgasm, which only builds more frustration. finally, you try to take the dominant position, which makes him laugh. while you pull his hair and force him to eat you out, he still teases you. aw, you’re so desperate. do you really need to cum that bad? you have to grip his hair and hold him against your clit to get a proper orgasm. as great as it feels in the moment, you’re well aware that the teasing only gets worse from here.

mean!matt x masc!reader in a consentually toxic situationship where you’re a chronic ragebaiter and matt gets to take his frustration out on you. not normal stuff like spanking, no. the first time he finds out you get boners from getting punched was during a fight at the bar that was not at all sexy (except for the fact that matt stone had you pinned to the sticky ground while beating the shit out of you). he accidentally feels your hard cock against his leg and a sadomasocistic situation begins.

mean!matt x masc reader that’s in a beautiful and happy relationship, except when you have sex it’s always the in the most humiliating and degrading ways. he’s in love with you, but he also loves slapping his cock against your face while calling you a fag for wanting it. he’s a smooth talker, which makes the horribly embarassing moments that much worse. he’ll make you degrade yourself in exchange for orgasms. is the fag gonna cum? you just love being filled with cock so much, huh? say you love my cock. and then you say you love his cock no matter how much the reasonable side of you wants to refuse. at least after you have the most humiliating orgasm of your life, you get coddled and praised for doing so good.

mean!matt (who’s absolutely addicted to eating pussy) x fem reader where he’s so obsessed with eating you out it leads to hours of overstimulation. he’s so good that it’s hard not to cum in under 5 minutes, but he almost never stops at one orgasm. even when you try to pull him off or beg him to stop, he just ignores you while lapping up your cum and tongue fucking you.

[missguinevereblog]

There is a general consensus that Trey is more emotional than Matt but it make sense if I say that Matt is more sentimental? I mean, the way he always talks about Trey, the fact that he wanted that Casa Bonita, Mi Amor revolved around Trey because "he wanted people see Trey through his eyes", that his favourite part is Trey singing, that he has "a romantic idea about partnerships", etc, etc.

[totalabsolutebogus]

sure man. whatever

[girl-drink-drunk]

i love you guys so much

[mattsdae]

if trey had a mugshot lol

[mattsdae]

corporate needs you to find the difference between these images

[mattsdae]

part 2

[mattsdae]

it never ends

[behind-the-blow]

Seriously, who asked for a full season of Trump.

The press. I'm starting to feel like they're doing it for the press, not for the fans.

[mattsdae]

old post but i wanted to respond lol

i think south park has always been more of a pop culture show instead of a political show, but right now there is NOTHING HAPPENING IN AMERICA THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE TRUMP/HIS CABINET. i really wish ppl could understand how terrifying his presidency for the average person and south park is almost cathardic to me in a way for that reason. even though i love the episodes with just the boys obviously, it is impossible for south park to exist without mentioning the bullshit outside their door.

i mean, you can find multiple episodes about ice to be lame, but mattrey are also watching this shit from their bedroom window. matt is in new york where half of the population, including the damn mayor, are immigrants; trey is in LA where huge raids are taking place against mexican-americans. the woman who helped them create casa bonita is a mexican immigrant. people on their team are immigrants. every single person in america is close with at least one immigrant, so how do you just ignore that?

yeah, i find some of the jokes cheap, but sometimes seeing the way america is going i feel like i’m going crazy and south park is reminding me of just how crazy it is. politics used to be just politics, but now you have celebrities and pop culture in general leaning into white supremacy. there’s a damn genocide happening in several parts of the workd but now we’re too worried about our own ethnic cleansing.

the us is genuinely a scary place right now and you cannot exist in america without talking about the bullshit that is our government

[iheartcoffeecakesm]

i will forever mourn not being apart of the old man fan club in 2023 when it was at its peak

I HAVE READ PRETTY MUCH ALL THE FICS. THERES NOTHING LEFT FOR ME TO CONSUME.

if u last posted in 2 years shakespeares dont hop tf back on tumblr ima cry

[mattsdae]

throwback to when i was writing this fic and i was so proud of it at the time but i never posted about it bc i was scared of ppl judging me for writing rpf (as if i wasn’t already doing that)

anyways i’m rewriting it bc i loooved that fic and wanted to rewrite so portions so if you’re interested check here

[aimlesslittlemoth]

trey pitching the role of dave the lighting guy to his boy best best friend: so you have a mullet and an enthusiasm for life and you don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but you totally want to fuck my silly little self insert mormon oc who i just so happen to be playing :)

matt: bet

[mattsdae]

i have something to say but i’m scared of ppl getting mad at me for saying it

[mattsdae]

i’m much braver now

[yourmilwaukeebeers]

matt stone at two strangers (carry a cake across new york) premiere (2025)

[neon-travesty]

I love my Matt Stone crumbs

[mattsdae]

anyways now that i’m back who wants a mattrey petplay fic