cactus enthusiast

leilani , she / her , 13 , athlete

[matttsun]

lev headcannons

- really likes hamsters

- no but really he has like ten of them

- one of them is named ‘yaku’

- only drinks gatorade

- his favorite gatorade is the red one

- has never had such great friends til he moved to japan from russia

- was actually bullied in russia because he was the shortest one in junior high

-  use to do gymnastics until his growth spurt

- ok yeah but imagine him being like kenma after his third year of junior high then turning into a giant at his first year of high school

- really good at chess

- hE CAN DRAW SUPER GOOD 

- EVERY YEAR FOR SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY HE DRAWS PICTURES OF THEM AND MAKES IT THEIR GIFT AHH SO CUTE

- has super chapped lips and constantly has to carry around chap stick

- crappy handwriting but super nice cursive (do they have cursive in japan???)

- speaks english, russian, japanese, and french fluently

[matttsun]

yachi hc!

- can beat anyone in uno

- has the clearest skin ever omg

- like 

- no pimples

- at all

- loves winter because of oversized sweaters

- originally wanted to join the science club but it was full

- hates theatre but her mom makes her audition in plays, shows, etc.

- had a dog named shark

- often goes to kiyoko’s house

- used to play soccer until she broke her leg

- now has a fear of soccer fields

- good friends with yaku

- whenever they lose, yachi talks trash about other team’s manager's behind their back on the bus, and kiyoko thinks it’s the funniest thing ever

[matttsun]

nekoma sleepover

- lots of snacks

- too many snacks

- drowning in snacks

- shibayama brings all the snacks

- lev eats all of the snacks

- they try to play monopoly but SOMEONE (yamamoto) steals all the money when people aren’t looking

- even though yamamoto cheats, inuoka wins every time at that game

- kuroo and kenma are forced to play gay chicken, but as soon as the start, kenma says that he’s out

- ^ kuroo is secretly disappointed

- they build a pillow fort and yaku is the king

- lev claims that he is the ‘princess’

- they find out that kai, too, has been eating most of the snacks.

- they go at like 2 a.m. to go get more snacks

- shibayama tells ghost stories

- kuroo almost shits himself because the stories are too spooky

- when everyone wakes up (besides lev and yaku) they find yaku snuggled up to lev

- yamamoto takes pictures

- YAKU IS BIG SPOON

- jk lev is big spoon and when he wakes up he just stays there,, for like three whole minutes before jumping up and screaming.

- kenma is number one shipper

[matttsun]

karasuno sleepover

- hosted by daichi because he has one hell of a house

- tanaka has a secret passion for baking and brings cupcakes that he claims his ‘sister’ made

- kageyama brought this big ass bag because he had never been invited to a sleepover and he just brought everything

- okay yeah but imagine tobio hosting a sleepover and no one came so he just never hosts or goes to birthday parties

- hinata has to bring his sister for like the first hour because his mom wasn’t home

- natsu LOVES tsukki

- tsukki is frightened by the little redhead

- #savetsukki2k17

- yams can beatbox and the team takes turns rapping

- KINOSHITA CAN RAP

- AND SING

- WHO IS THIS PRECIOUS BBY

- nishinoya can do that pencil tapping thing really well

- they should start a band

- narita and yachi become good friends, they have a lot in common!

- ennoshita was dared to say one person he would date

- i’ll let you pick who he chose ;)

- somehow oikawa shows up

[matttsun]

iwazumi hc!

- iwa is a very very light sleeper.

- he is the best at uno

- he is allergic to dogs

- and cats

- and grass

- but that doesn’t keep him from going over to mattsun’s and pets his dogs.

- once iwazumi actually went to mattsun’s, knocked on the door, pet the dog, and left.

- we don’t talk about that day.

- he is always scared of using vending machines.

- he hates loud noises

- once makki pranked him that oikawa had moved away in junior high, and iwazumi started crying. no one had seen him cry. tobio didn’t know what to do so he gave him some milk bread, which made him cry more. oikawa practically killed makki when he got to school.

- his parents are so proud of him like look at their bby, their strong, buff, bby.

- i love my buff bby

[matttsun]

haikyuu hc!

- kageyama is actually pretty dang good at board games

- hinata is allergic to oranges

- kageyama becomes lactose intolerant in his second year and lowkey breaks the vending machine because he may or may not have spiked a volleyball at it what

- whenever tsukki takes yamaguchi to a concert, tadashi HAS to go to the mosh pits. he loves them.

- and it makes tsukishima lose like, 20 years off of his life because yamaguchi is just in there, wrestling other buff men.

- he actually caught kuroo and yama wrestling in there once

- suga has never gotten a brain freeze

- tanaka has a part-time job at a bakery and no ones knows why, but yachi is actually  A LOT more comfortable around him now.

- oikawa actually did make a pretty setters group chat

- suga was best friends with terushima in junior high

- kiyoko must have coffee in the morning before anything or she will burn down the gym and tanaka’s part-time job place

- SOME SECOND YEAR CONFESSED TO YACHI AND SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO SHE RAN OFF SCREAMING AND THE ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL TEAM CAME OUT AND DAICHI HAD TO REJECT HIM FOR HER

- AND KIYOKO WAS GLARING AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME

- nishinoya and asahi have a tradition to go to the zoo every two months

- asahi loves giraffes 

- ennoshita has a collection of elephant plushes

- everyone is convinced that hinata weighs fifty pounds bUT NOPE HE WEIGHS THE SAME AS KAGEYAMA AND EVERYONE IS CONFUSES I/M CONFUSED IT’S LIKE 2 A.M.

- kinoshita has a big doggo and jogs with it every morning at like four a.m.

- narita has a big ass sweet tooth and will eat everything and anything in tanaka’s bakery.

- yachi is afraid of giraffes