that fuckin zombee that i hate

mat ✷ he/him ✷ 20 ✷ uhhhhhhhhhh ...... hi idk how tumblr works

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MATTYCHROME'S COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN!!!

college unfortunately will not pay for itself and i am QUITE low on funds atm :( so i am finally opening commissions! there are a bunch of other stuff i can do including: detailed portraiture, icons, sketch sheets, and more! if you have any specific projects in mind, just let me know :D

please send me a dm if you are interested!!! thank you!!!

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ohhhhhhh gamjohnkar how i love you. my favwites ever

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ohhhhhhh gamjohnkar how i love you. my favwites ever

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flambae... more like flamGAY !!!!

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and a prism to match!

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uhhhhhh course assignment waterboy... i don't like using acrylics💔

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has anyone done this before ? woe my waterbae kittens be apon ye

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flambae... more like flamGAY !!!!

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waterboy why are you so flustered he's literally just helping you massage your scars🙄❤️

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hetslop or whatever the kids are calling it these days

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watermech 4ever‼️‼️‼️

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hello tumblr im back. you cant get rid of me that easy......... ummm take a drawing of my fuckass dog. i have not been beating the Karkat Kisser accusations as of late i fear

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im so sorry ppl who followed me for homestuck ... i will get back to homestuckposting i PROMMY. but it is finals week so. have one of my finals❤️

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Your name is NICHOL EGBERT-VANTAS. This upcoming JUNE you are turning 13! Your POPS says that 13 is a VERY SPECIAL AGE, but you couldn't agree less. Middle school has been KICKING YOUR BEHIND!!! You prefer not to talk about it. You do, however, have quite a few HOBBIES to fill your much less miserable free time. You can commonly be found BAKING and fumbling around the kitchen to PREPARE AWESOME PRANKS for your dads to stumble into. You also have begun to dabble in STAGE MAGIC after you found your Pops' ancient copy of HARRY ANDERSON'S WISE GUY. But your favorite hobby, by far, is DRAWING!!! Your dads have SO many of your CAREFULLY CREATED MASTERPIECES from as young as when you were only 3!

wawawawawawa a brief intro to my main nextgen chara :3c

quick disclaimer: my nextgen/fankids are VERY self indulgent. i am here for a good time not a long one! i still have a long ways to go with spritemaking and writing before i can talk about the rest of the kids but for now...

NICHOL!

she is (as you can probably tell) a johnkat kid created with ectobiology :B she is also somewhat of a gamkar/gamjohnkat kid too! karkat and john are married matesprits, and karkat is also matesprits with gamzee. gamzee and john are moirails! even though gamz isnt either of her bio dads she still (personality wise) takes a lot after him. they bake together :> she is a PROSPIT DREAMER and an HEIR OF BLOOD. also she means a lot to me <3

the last thing i will tell you is that her best friend is a girl by the name of BRUTUS STRIDER...

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==> Be the dead guy

Okay, you're the dead guy. Or, undead, you should specify. Your name is uhh... What was it again..?

X ZOMBIFIED ASSHAT

X INSECTOID FREAK

✓ MATIIA BEESCO

Right. Matiia. You are MATIIA BEESCO, a GOLDBLOODED LIVING CORPSE. The reason you are one..? That's a story for another time. For now, let's talk about your interests! You are an avid ARTIST who loves to draw anything and everything that comes to mind. You love to OBSESSIVELY SORT THINGS and create COMPLEX SPREADSHEETS to compile the things in your life. You also enjoy the occasional VIDEO GAME now and then, and just so happen to be talking to some of your ONLINE PALS about playing this new game they heard about the other day...

Your Trollian handle is coagulatedInsect [CI] and you type in a manner that can be quite scattred sometimes. you alsso tend to Emphasize words that you deem Important.

hihi!! hope you enjoyed the brief introduction to my trollsona :) below is just his full ref... so you can see his Awesome Features like his FOUR ARMS and AUTOPSY SCAR and BODY HAIR (he is a Beautiful Hairy Fat Man💛)

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brief introduction to my trollsona!!! the guy :3

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everyone say hello to my little guy. to my man. the beast ever

hims name is matiia beesco my TROLLSONA !!! he will get a proper introduction on my homestuck only blog @coagulatedinsect soon :3

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new egbert sketchbook page just dropped ... have some early act shenanigans + a zillyhoo hammer :3

genuinely soooo proud of this page !!!!! rahhh

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my risograph prints are done!!! i am sooooo happy with how they turned out :D

here are some other scans to show the variation because i really like how it looks when theyre printed slightly off!!

i will be selling these for $20 a pop! (free shipping)

if anyone is interested in purchasing one, dm me! as they are risos they have no guarantee of being perfect, and i only have 5 extras (i can always print more though :3) but!!!! i have one that is essentially perfect with a sliiight offcenter purple, two where the purple is noticeably off center, and two where the green is noticeably off center. both imperfections pictured above!

(5/5) available :3