Joey | 28 | Aus

[thursday]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

[skarchomp]

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

[weskit-deactivated20141112]

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

[straightboyfriend]

don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[anxietyproblem]

[t-800]

shane hollander seen with sebulba

[t-800]

[oleskyfm]

Did you know that, despite lilo and stitch receiving extensive extended media including a kingdom hearts appearance, the alien lady never got an official name and is simply known as Grand Councilwoman? You’d figure it’s the sort of thing they’d just drop in an episode of the TV show or some comic book but nah, never. I’d blow her back out

[drunklestiltskin]

[bigspicysenpai]

I wanna post a nude but I don't wanna take one rn. Just imagine me naked ok

[perfectday1972]

[chromaticabrasions]

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

[gaybuckybarnesss]

DARYL MCCORMACK Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022)

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[weaselle]

as a kitchen dweller this is 100% my preferred configuration

big cooking sessions are a ven diagram that makes a circle of "Do Not Enter My Cooking Space" and "Please Hang Out and Talk with Me"

also, this is sort of similar to Shotgun Duties in a car - on a long kitchen trip Kitchen Chair should be in charge of music, and be available for such things as "can you hand me that towel?" and "oh thanks for refilling my drink" ... and of course watching out for cops

[gaygatsbyy]

I know we all clowned on John Green but like as an adult I get it. I too am only satisfied when I’ve sucked every drop out of someone’s son.

[cikero]

ITS BEING RENAMED TO NEW WOKE CITY

[diamondbrickz]

AY I’M WOKING HERE

[homeofavillain]

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