Patience

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My dash is so dead. How am I supposed to slack off at work like this?

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Matt's basically gonna have to pry me out of bed with a crowbar.

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Well I just got paid in apple pie. Again.

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Uh oh.

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I just spent five minutes making a single cup of coffee.

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My dash is really dead.

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I keep forgetting this blog exists but rest assured I’m still cute and willing to be a surrogate  best friend in exchange for food or booze.

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person: hey are you ticklish at all? me: *takes 8 steps back* me: …….no……..

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Started playing Christmas music in the office and Jessica threw a shoe at me. It’s not even her shoe. Where the hell did it come from?

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foggyshaming:

My lawyer senses tell me Foggy’s doing something illegal. 

I would NEVER.

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The jig is up folks.

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I guess I should clarify that when I say mom, I mean the not shitty mom.

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scrltwch:

@mattyshaming we need to buy thermoses for our three coffees.

Are you insinuating I don’t own a bunch of thermoses.

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I’m pretty sure you could break my blog down into three types of posts Matt. Food. Coffee.

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I also bought sugar cookie christmas poptarts like two days ago and the entire box is already gone

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scrltwch:

mattyshaming:

So yesterday Starbucks was doing this bogo promotion shit for their holiday drinks and instead of buying one and giving the extra one to Matt I bought two and drank three cups of coffee.

I DID THAT TOO

WANDA IS THE ONLY FRIEND I CAN REALLY COUNT ON.

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So yesterday Starbucks was doing this bogo promotion shit for their holiday drinks and instead of buying one and giving the extra one to Matt I bought two and drank three cups of coffee.