Après Moi, le Déluge

Wanda/19/She

[maryjblige]

[aggressive-bread-deactivated201]

[sharksandpoems]

My physics lab made me existential

[mioxenoblade]

There is no actual, tangible reason why we allow people to starve, to be homeless, to suffer and die needlessly. Food is plentiful. Empty homes are plentiful. Medicine is plentiful. It’s hidden away behind constructs and we pretend those constructs mean something. There is an empty home and a homeless family, give them it. There is a sick child and common medicine to treat it, give it to them. There is a starving person and so much food wasted by corporations or hidden behind a dollar sign, feed them.

[nevver]

Adventures in solitude, Mario Pucic

[pissedachios]

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

[pissedachios]

oh sheet

[factly]

[playingthegameoflife-deactivate]

Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[itsagifnotagif]

mother nature keeping up with memes

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lokiofnone]

scrltwch replied to your post: Superheroes don’t need their own dating app. Can’t…

Have you seen the rest of the Avengers?? Why? Why would I want to date that? One of them’s a refurbished toaster.

You’re the one who wants to date other heroes.

[scrltwch]

Not heroes I work with…

[lokiofnone]

Imagine if you had your superhero tinder. You’re sitting in an Avengers meeting, bored out of your mind. Out of curiosity, you open your app to see if you have any matches. It lights up like a Christmas tree. Every single other person in the room has an active profile. Captain America asks you for nudes. Which Captain America? Who knows.

[scrltwch]

See, this is the kind of intrigue I can get behind.

I think the worst thing is I know that our images are used to catfish people, so somewhere out there....Cap’s face has been used to solicit nudes. 

[lokiofnone]

scrltwch replied to your post: Superheroes don’t need their own dating app. Can’t…

Have you seen the rest of the Avengers?? Why? Why would I want to date that? One of them’s a refurbished toaster.

You’re the one who wants to date other heroes.

[scrltwch]

Not heroes I work with...

[greatelsewhere]

[sewerhawk]

BORN TO CLEAN WORLD IS A HYGIENE WIPE ‘EM ALL 1989 I AM SANITARY MAN 410,757,864,530 SPOTLESS COUNTERTOPS

[yosoystark]

I wonder if there’s a superhero Tinder app 🤔

[scrltwch]

someone please make this, all I want to do is date someone who gets it.

[crystallizations]

Jenny Holzer Living series at the MOMA.

“YOU SHOULD LIMIT THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU ACT AGAINST YOUR NATURE, LIKE SLEEPING WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE. IT’S INTERESTING TO TEST YOUR CAPABILITIES FOR A WHILE BUT TOO MUCH WILL CAUSE DAMAGE”

[guiltygirl]

[hand]

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we’re not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you’re so fucked up for making me do this