runaway

none of us are saints; i guess that god knows that.

[mattytbh-blog]

if this seriously dies we’ll prob make a small lil rp for like ,, the ppl who wanna stil l write ,,, if u r down :( because i love you guys :( i dont want this to end :(

[mattytbh-blog]

so my wifi is being a fucking BITCH right now

i’ll reply to everything soon

i’m so mad

ugh

[omemphis]

“well, we’re still here for a while, right? i’m sure you can go to see it any time! besides, i think we’ll pass by on our way out anyways!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“yeah, but what’s the fun in that? like, we should all be going together or something. it’s a big deal.”

[ftmerrittpatterson-deactivated2]

So you aren’t one of those people who are like deathly scared of bridges? 

[mattytbh-blog]

“hell no. I wanna like, look over and see the ocean and see how tiny everything looks from up high. how does that not seem like fun!”

[miicahs]

“i’m pretty sure that’s the number one cardinal sin. you need to find it or you’re kicked off the trip.”

[mattytbh-blog]

“okay, but like, I don’t wanna just stand far away from it and get a good instagram photo. I wanna go on it. or drive on it. or something! why does no one else seem to care about it? it’s literally one of the seven wonders of the world. isn’t it?”

[mattytbh-blog]

things to do before I die:

fall in love

go skinny dipping

pop molly (maybe more than once)

party in las vegas

buy / use a nice fancy camera

see a concert

go to a football game

learn to play an instrument

tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue

go on a cross-country road trip (in progress)

buy my mom a car, or a house

go to college.. and graduate

[mattytbh-blog]

“We’ve been in San Francisco for days now and I have yet to go see the Golden Gate Bridge. What kind of sick joke is this?”

[emeliaknight-deactivated2016070]

“Who ever thought you could miss walls so badly, huh? San Francisco soon though! Looking forward to that!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I think, as great as camping is, I love myself a great soft bed. Yeah, I’m super stoked about San Francisco, though. Can’t wait to do some sight-seeing.”

[charliestcloud-blog]

“Anyone seen a small bag laying around?  I can’t believe it took me all of 6 seconds to lose something on this trip. You’d think being one with nature would make me more attuned to things like this!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I’m sure if you’re looking for something lost, you could confront Theo. He’s, um, sort of an expert at people’s missing things.”

[feidunbcr]

“i’m not that short!” she huffed, arms crossed, “a bear ain’t no match for me! i could take you, if i wanted!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings! You’re just, maybe, a bit below average. but it’s cute, don’t worry.” Matty cleared his throat a bit as he fidgeted with his hair. “Um, I just mean that it’s cool to not be average sometimes, you know? Anyways... I bet you totally could take me, I’m not very good with confrontation.”

[fckoffcarter-blog]

“Sad that you aren’t up for a light mauling. Everyone deserves one every once and awhile. You okay, man? Sounding down. Harshing my vibe, kind of.”

[mattytbh-blog]

“Yeah, I’m-- I’m totally fine. Everything’s cool. Why, you good? What have you, um, been up to?”

[emeliaknight-deactivated2016070]

“I don’t know what I expected honestly. It’s not like bears are at the top of my priority at all times. I’m sure we’ll be fine, someone in this group has to have gone camping before right?”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I think I’m just super conscious when I’m not in a real room with walls and stuff. I think it’s the tents. Let’s hope somebody’s got experience!”

[feidunbcr]

“nope, no knife, just fists! but i grew up with three older brothers so i can definitely hold my own, a bear ain’t no match for me!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I’d love to see you go up against a big bear. I think it’d actually be adorable to put ‘em up while you’re looking 6 feet above you.”

[rcnanavery-blog]

“ok whatever doesn’t matter how well i can use a stove i can make a goddamn s’more!!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“and you didn’t make me any? wow. what kind of roommate are you?”

[fckoffcarter-blog]

“Er, guess you’re right. Best not to get too carried away. I know they have eyes, I’m not thick. It has to do with how well their vision is, especially at night. If I were right, I’d assume. Who knows where that tip even came from? I believe in you.”

[mattytbh-blog]

“Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were trying to get me mauled. I probably just won’t go out anyways, it’s cool. But thanks.”

[feidunbcr]

“i’m stronger than i look, i promise. i’m a lean, mean, fightin’ machine! and ya know what, i wouldn’t mind that at all!”

[mattytbh-blog]

“I mean, you look pretty strong already. I wasn’t undermining your strength or anything. But are you sure you’re not like, hiding a knife or something in that big hair of yours?”

[rcnanavery-blog]

“ok you know what that was five years ago let it GO man i have grown.”

[mattytbh-blog]

“Right, right. You’ve moved on from toasters to convectional ovens and sometimes stoves.”