@pearlsjams: @mernphis i love p ie??? if it's apple i will marry u On The Spot
@mernphis: @pearlsjams it can b anything u want it 2 be :~) july 2 save the date !!

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@omemphis
@pearlsjams: @mernphis i love p ie??? if it's apple i will marry u On The Spot
@mernphis: @pearlsjams it can b anything u want it 2 be :~) july 2 save the date !!
@cwhitely: @mernphis probably, at this junction im unsure if my blindness will create a drastic change in my behavior . is mercury still in retrograde? who knows who i am, who i will be
@mernphis: @cwhitely are u having an existential crisis?? do u need lasik? ?
@cwhitely: @mernphis i get what u r saying but isnt it in the job desc that pirates r thieves and murderers idk :/ maybe the pirate from spongebob is ok
@mernphis: @cwhitely ok but will u be a thief and murderer?? #tsunderepirates u kno
@cwhitely: @mernphis have u ever heard of a friendly pirate? dont exist sorry
@mernphis: @cwhitely i dunno man, i bet there r 1 or 2 out there :///
@mernphis: @cwhitely maybe theyre nice under all the arrgs and eyepatches
@cwhitely: @mernphis seems so badass tho, i wanna be a pirate that ppl dont wanna mess with !! i do like that name tho, i rly do
@mernphis: @cwhitely but if ur too intimidating ppl might not be very friendly ◕‸◕
@cwhitely: @mernphis yes jokes, love it already . what u reckon my pirate name should be? im partial to cap'n slashface
@mernphis: @cwhitely i dunno, wouldn't you need a slashed face for that name ? 🤔
@mernphis: @cwhitely how about "one eye o' the seven seas"
“We’ve been in San Francisco for days now and I have yet to go see the Golden Gate Bridge. What kind of sick joke is this?”
"well, we're still here for a while, right? i'm sure you can go to see it any time! besides, i think we'll pass by on our way out anyways!"
@pearlsjams: im gunna have a picnic at golden gate park and ill go ALONE if i have to
@pearlsjams: .......but id rather not so someone come wit h me
@mernphis: @pearlsjams i love picnics !!!
@mernphis: @pearlsjams i will ba ke u a pie !!
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@cwhitely: i lost a contact fck fkc i am blind in one eye now
@cwhitely: pros- i can wear an eye patch without judgment cons- im blind. hm , thoughts?
@mernphis: @cwhitely arr, matey
she would have swallowed the sun to make you warm enough. she was nothing but love. she was nothing but love.
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He looked at her, amusement set firmly on his face as he let her try to convince him of something he’d already steadily constructed in his mind. “You’re quite heated up about this. Why everyone got to be so positive all the time, love?”
memphis paused for a moment, she had never really thought about a reason behind being positive before. after turning for a moment to think, she had an epiphany. "well," she started, "i was raised to be happy, y'know? being happy has always been better than being sad, or upset, or apathetic, don't you think? living to see the good in things is much more fun than trying to see the bad... or at least that's what my mom says!" memphis smiled broadly, holding up her phone.
Charlie laughed, used to people getting confused by her blabbering, “I mean, like, fully aware of the environment and attuned with nature - the balance. General hippy bullshit. It’s a blue bag, fyi. Small sunflowers. More like a backpack.”
memphis listened to the best of her ability, though she had little success making sense of what the other girl meant. nodding anyways, she beamed, "i don't really understand, but i'm sure nature appreciates you!" quickly scanning the area, memphis racked her brain for places the bag might be hiding. "blue bag with sunflowers, hm... didja have it when we left the last stop?"
“don’t know if ya can believe this, but they’re better than my dart throwin’ skills!”
"i don't think i can take your word for that, i think i'm gonna need some proof!"
“jamie said my s’mores ain’t shit but he’s a liar, my s’mores are a culinary masterpiece.”
"if your s'mores are as good as your dart - throwing skills, i'm sure they're exquisite."
“I wasn’t aware this place was going to be so loud.” Icarus whined, looking at the person, no more than a few feet ahead of him.
looking back, memphis smiled. "it only makes sense, with so many people," she chirped. "it's not so bad, isn't it delightful having such a lively crowd?"
“Anyone seen a small bag laying around? I can’t believe it took me all of 6 seconds to lose something on this trip. You’d think being one with nature would make me more attuned to things like this!”
"i haven't seen it, sorry... but i can help you look for it! it's not that bad, though! there are a lot of people here, so it only makes sense, right? what does your bag look li — " memphis paused, perplexed. "you're one with nature..? what does that mean?"